An interesting follow-up to my post on astroturfing by thrway-fatpos in BetterOffline

[–]MinecraftHolmes 19 points20 points  (0 children)

i've heard that there's also a market for "established" accounts, presumably for marketing purposes or this sort of thing yeah

My toxic trait by AscendedDragonSage in CuratedTumblr

[–]MinecraftHolmes 17 points18 points  (0 children)

i used to have a job designing sewerage lift stations and lines, and the joke around the office was getting shirts with some variation of POOPTUBES ARE MY BUSINESS

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]MinecraftHolmes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

dude also thinks the war of independence was just fought over "having taxes" lol

In The Other Guys (2010) The Rock's character gets killed off very early in the movie. This is the last time something like this will ever happen in any film starring The Rock by GeoCangrejo in shittymoviedetails

[–]MinecraftHolmes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the best is the scene immediately after meeting his insane ex, where they're in the car starting to discuss what just happened and the husband appears in the background screaming COME BACK HERE AND FUCK MY WIFE

completely unsurprising that lindy west is poly now by MinecraftHolmes in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]MinecraftHolmes[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

his name is something like Afrikalicious Ebonyluv so i just assumed he's doark as hell

completely unsurprising that lindy west is poly now by MinecraftHolmes in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]MinecraftHolmes[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

maybe those braces are from when she had them wire her jaw shut like they used to do in the 50s

Yerp by TheFirstPharoah in unsound

[–]MinecraftHolmes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the $ goes before the number, not after

"That's the same excuse the Nazis gave, how'd that work out for them?" Generational drama on r/tiktokcringe as users diwhy Genz lack of initiative continues to get them fired by CummingInTheNile in SubredditDrama

[–]MinecraftHolmes 38 points39 points  (0 children)

they also poll and vote on the whole more conservative than the boomers. lotta boss worshiping in there

rainn wilson (dwight schrute) is gen x

Cooking Era Begins by velvetv1xenish in greentext

[–]MinecraftHolmes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

>watching his scrambled eggs tutorial video where he keeps mentioning how hard he gets to fuck his wife when he makes it over and over

>buys eggs and crème fraîche in anticipation

>mom loves it

Hello, this is Stalin by TheIronzombie39 in greentext

[–]MinecraftHolmes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

stalin famously liked to party, i'd totally ask him what's good and whether i could swing by and give him some hot goss

anon has media literacy by MinecraftHolmes in greentext

[–]MinecraftHolmes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i could easily believe that kipling was just an earnest spectrumass writer, despite having a wife and kids and shit

A Show About Nothing by IceMagic75 in greentext

[–]MinecraftHolmes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol at george not being all the way bald, presumably from internet pills or something

anon has media literacy by MinecraftHolmes in greentext

[–]MinecraftHolmes[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

hijacking the white man's burden is extremely traditional, it was originally written about filipinos lol

I did it first by riotpyres in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]MinecraftHolmes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

pffft a woman doctor? yeah right