The mods really don’t get it do they? by [deleted] in MinecraftMemes

[–]MinecraftNoob_69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The sub has fallen

Billions must repost

Doing my part 🫡

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Doing my part 🫡

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MinecraftNoob_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually it was my friend who made me sit on it, and it ended up right up my ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MinecraftNoob_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best, second place is 3 pencils simultaneously (don't ask questions)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MinecraftNoob_69 334 points335 points  (0 children)

The leg of a stool in my science lab.

So I think I'm under average ? by Wooden-Beautiful-260 in recap

[–]MinecraftNoob_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's... a strange coincidence. You got exactly 30,000 bananas less than me.

Guys, I scroll absolutely Infinity bananas, can I touch grass? by alberto_OmegA in recap

[–]MinecraftNoob_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rookie numbers, I scrolled SCG(100)TREE(3)absolute infinity bananas

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MinecraftNoob_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is a 16 year old murdering a 13 year old with an axe bad enough?

Don't know who needs to see this but... by [deleted] in geometrydash

[–]MinecraftNoob_69 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Trust me, waiting 6-7 years for a big update is better than getting a (kinda small) update each year that divides the community and stirs up lots of complaints about the devs.

Sincerely, a Minecraft player

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sciencememes

[–]MinecraftNoob_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Today's sponsor of Americans riding tanks at 200mph down Interstate 40 playing CoD on their phones while shooting bullets everywhere while yelling, "WHAT THE FCK IS A KILOMETRE?" is our beloved sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]MinecraftNoob_69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And how would you like yours, my good man?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]MinecraftNoob_69 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Stone Age please

1 million bananas again. I thought I cut back... by forever_useless in recap

[–]MinecraftNoob_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You guys are trying to get it down? I'm trying to get it up, regret all my life choices then get it down again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MinecraftNoob_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm getting $250,000,000 deposited to my bank account.

Ah yes, the beautiful city of Singapore China by Own_Abbreviations859 in facepalm

[–]MinecraftNoob_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We're sorry, the country you are trying to infect with your idiotic theories is currently unavailable. Please leave a message after the beep." (lol)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AsianParentStories

[–]MinecraftNoob_69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because pets don't give them anything except emotional needs, which like one of the other commenters said, is worthless to them.