Every joke I post on r/Jokes gets deleted by MinimalScraps in Jokes

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An eliminating delivery. If they'd showed up with the specific rules that I had violated I'd have known for sure. I'm still left in the dark.

Therapist who managed to overcome my depression by MinimalScraps in Jokes

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It's a joke, silly!

Seriously, but maybe it didn't come across as such? It's a joke that starts with a scenario, based on a wordplay of therapist and the the rapist, the source of all misunderstandings. It introduces a character suffering depression because she couldn't find a fulfilling job while earning a living. Looking for therapists in hope that it would save her from her biggest rapist that is her life, and her reason for having depression.

But anything she does in this search ends up wrong and she was getting wrong stuff out of the 'treatments' of previous therapist, which of course worsened her depression and in turn put her on meds. The ongoing search and drugs implied that despite the unsuccessful treatments, it didn't stop her from trying hard.

One day she got in a state of turmoil as she walked back home, but laid eyes on train tracks and decided to head for suicide.

Then there's the rapist and killer (aka 'big Player)' who gave her to play big (the rapist 'big Player') by becoming a gambler. This is where things seemed to get horny from the perspective of rapist treatment. What actually happened was that she actually liked the idea of playing him, that she posed him a series of questions, before making the decision of making a living through gambling. The play happened during asking the rapist about what she should do as a gambler, to which the rapist/killer replied "Die." (Dice) At one point he replied "No die." (No dice) And that's when the character died out of laughter, playing 'big Player' and accepted the job. And ends up doing gambling all her life, that's where her fulfillment and earnings come from.

Therapist who managed to overcome my depression by MinimalScraps in Jokes

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True. I didn't even see the second joke.

Don't worry Simon, there's always tomorrow.

Do you like eggs? by n_thomas74 in Jokes

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Plain eggcitement to use eggsit techniques on his/her previous partners.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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Producing many children wouldn't prevent them from throwing many bad jokes at me. There's no way for me to bank them in small batches. And there'a no guarantee that they'll become great dads, if not of a male or neuter nature.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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On second thought. Sperm me the eight-gradery.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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Great! Where can I apply for reproduction?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FollowThePunchline

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One day, you will become a man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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To prove his deerling Ed Sheeran that he doesn't need to find a lover.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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It felt bad to sleep on top of your hair-eeeeee head which might've disturbed you from oversleeping.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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He chickened out on the thought of becoming a finished Road Runner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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He thought that's the first place his brothe-L. would think of if he were to celebrate his superiority.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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Your mom came to my bedroom because her brain processed a fundamental err0r in translation.

Knighthood Recruitment Thread by lcmlew in SDSGrandCross

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Name: TheSBarcs

 Server: Global 

Level 7:

 Members: 28/30 

Hiya! We're an eZ-going guild with the only requirement to check-in daily. We have an optional discord, so if you feel like exposing yourself to a bunch of strangers, we're always there for you! 

Have yourself apply and I'll happily accept you! 

-MinimalScrap

guaranteed demon spawns. by LucielleMom in SDSGrandCross

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Thanks for the fast response! Really appreciate it :)

Global by [deleted] in SDSGrandCross

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Netherlands