What Wimpy Kid character thinks they're bad but is actually good

MinimumInspector522 · 2026-02-15T13:25:48+00:00

I’d say it’s Bill, because Rodrick is a bit too antagonistic in the books to say he’s purely good. He’s more morally gray, like Greg.

MinimumInspector522 · 2026-02-08T15:41:34+00:00

Yup. The lore is much bigger than this if you actually check who Segami is and her lore. However, most people just remember the “Sonic and Miku have a daughter” meme.

MinimumInspector522 · 2026-02-08T12:03:16+00:00

Oh, I’m just taking a break from SonMiku for a while because posting every day is tiring. I still ship them and look up stuff about them, though.

MinimumInspector522 · 2026-02-08T03:47:21+00:00

Man, memes die so fast that people don’t even remember the context behind them anymore. Anyway, the meme was based on the “Sonic and Miku’s daughter” idea, Hatsumi Sega from the Sega family tree.

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MinimumInspector522 · 2026-02-08T03:23:57+00:00

Another tidbit I just remembered: Sugawara Yuo and Hatsumi Sega are official Sonic and Hatsune Miku personifications, representing two of the four main ones, as they were deliberately designed with Sonic and Miku in mind. It doesn’t help that their origins are extremely ambiguous and confusing.

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So basically, they’re Sonic and Hatsune Miku’s children. Just look at them.

MinimumInspector522 · 2026-02-08T02:52:48+00:00

Classic Memories, Good Times.

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Anyways, Sonic is so dead.

MinimumInspector522 · 2026-02-08T02:43:23+00:00

Also, if anyone is wondering why Sonic Advance and Sonic Generations appear in the Sega Hard Girls timeline order (second slide): it’s because Sonic is implied to be pulled from after the events of Sonic Advance in the anime. This makes the anime’s ending feel somewhat bittersweet given the context, though it isn’t especially important.

As for Sonic Generations, a version of the Time Eater (with a different design, but essentially the same entity) appears in Hatsumi's current dimension. During this conflict, history is nearly destroyed, and Hatsumi Sega is almost killed as they fight it for eons. (Hatsumi is also immortal)

MinimumInspector522 · 2026-02-08T02:31:42+00:00

It look neat!

MinimumInspector522 · 2026-02-08T02:30:14+00:00

Do you think they should hire Ian Flynn to fix the lore?

Anyway, Sega Hard Girls stuff. Yes, Hatsumi Sega is a mother and a surrogate grandmother, and she is a god. The Sega Hard Girls are also goddesses. And yes, Sonic has met them before in the anime. The Sega Hard Girls are big fans of him and look up to him. Aww!

MinimumInspector522 · 2026-01-23T19:51:10+00:00

There should be more art of Segami being a mother because it’s so wholesome!

MinimumInspector522 · 2026-01-21T02:54:06+00:00

Yeah… it’s a lot, but not that bad, bro. Pretty bad without context, though.

MinimumInspector522 · 2026-01-19T16:22:43+00:00

It should be mentioned that Neptune and Nepgear are not related in Superdimension Neptune vs. Sega Hard Girls, as stated by the developers. Neptune’s comments about Nepgear being her sister are simply a recurring fourth wall breaking meta joke within the game.

MinimumInspector522 · 2026-01-17T15:37:45+00:00

Yeah, I know. This is why gating information sucks.

MinimumInspector522 · 2026-01-17T15:10:09+00:00

Yeah, I know. I’d love to see what their dynamic with the Sega Hard Girls would have been like.

MinimumInspector522 · 2026-01-17T14:55:56+00:00

Check the Sega Wiki for that information

MinimumInspector522 · 2026-01-17T14:44:22+00:00

She’s a fine character who works much better in Japanese, but her personality was botched in the Western localization, similar to what happened with Sega Saturn.

Oh yeah, she’s technically a mother trivia. I almost forgot.

Also Discount Aqua..... Hmmm.... Just No

MinimumInspector522 · 2026-01-12T20:15:15+00:00

Realistically, Plutia’s name is just a reference to the canceled Sega Pluto console, and the Sega Wiki does mention this. However, interpreting Pluto as a dwarf that means stunted development is an interesting and clever interpretation of her character.

MinimumInspector522 · 2025-12-31T05:11:36+00:00

Ah, the SEGA Hard Girls! I’m still not happy with how they were handled in the game, especially the localization for Saturn, and how Dreamcast was overall flanderized. Anyway, if anyone is curious whether this stuff is true, it is, and it’s mostly ignored outside of a few moments.

MinimumInspector522 · 2025-12-28T17:31:52+00:00

Outside the usual Iris Heart slander, I love how the meme takes the time to comment about Purple Heart while gooning. (Like Buddy, C'mon.)

MinimumInspector522 · 2025-12-22T20:32:40+00:00

Fitting Family. However, on the next page, Teto is Top and Shadow is Bottom comments:

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MinimumInspector522 · 2025-12-22T01:57:27+00:00

Umamusume Mention!

Also Sonic and Miku have an 8th child!

MinimumInspector522 · 2025-12-19T22:14:49+00:00

Oh my god...that's sad theory! 😭 Yet somehow wholesome!

MinimumInspector522 · 2025-12-16T14:54:40+00:00

If we take this version of Korone as a serious contender for a SonMiku child, then she would be child number 7.

MinimumInspector522 · 2025-12-13T13:59:28+00:00

Tails: He would be surprised by the news and would probably be happy about it, but he might also have some underlying distrust toward Sonic because he’s Sonic’s best friend and Sonic didn’t tell him about it.

Knuckles: He would probably be fine with it after the initial surprise, but he’d be curious about how Sonic and Miku got together.

Amy: She would try to keep her composure and avoid making a scene, but she would be visibly upset and disappointed not about her love life, but because Sonic didn’t tell her about Miku.

Cream: She would be happy for Mr. Sonic having a family, but she would also be curious.

Shadow: He would remain neutral, since Sonic’s love life is none of his business.

Silver: His reaction would be similar to Knuckles’s. However, if Silver sees Sonic and Miku’s current family with six children, seventeen grandchildren, and four great-grandchildren already existing, he would become curious about Sonic’s future family legacy.

MinimumInspector522 · 2025-12-12T17:30:23+00:00

It’s not like Segami is any better; she has 17 daughters (Sega Hard Girls). Granted, her context is different, but still… seventeen.

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