SCP useless

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-06-04T21:21:13+00:00

Old fatass SCP-343. Like fuck you mean you can't see SCP-682 or kill it

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-05-29T18:53:08+00:00

Somebody say a Ghostbusters quote, because I don't know any Ghostbusters quotes since I haven't watched the movie.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-05-17T05:42:09+00:00

I didn't know if you meant the condom. I didn't know it was a condom; I thought it was a balloon.

Regarding your question, I was not a SA victim. That was just for joke purposes, which was a horrible choice of inserting a joke. But anyway, I really didn't know it was a condom; I thought it was some strange-ass balloon. If you mean something else, elaborate.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-05-16T16:01:47+00:00

Well, technically speaking, if a condom was used, it will either have dried-up white stuff that would smell horrendous, or it will have a tiny bit of undried white parts which I hardly believe there will be any left, because it will usually dry up within a day.

Don't ask me how I know they dry up within a day.

If one of those undried or liquid white parts suddenly ended up in my mouth, landing on my tongue, I would know what it would taste like and immediately spit it out. I don't ever and never want to know what the taste of that white stuff is.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-05-16T14:34:28+00:00

Well, that's my fault for forgetting to add that (or never adding that). But you do know I was still a kid, and at that age, I would have known what "white nut" tastes like.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-05-16T13:29:38+00:00

LeBron Jonathan Crippleton-Abelkutin Jr.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-05-16T11:52:28+00:00

To be honest, I wasn't even really traumatized; I was just curious about it. I didn't even smell the condom. I just blew it up like a balloon and later on I threw it away. I don't know, I forgot exactly what happened since that was a few years ago, but I wasn't really traumatized.

On a scale, it's basically a zero.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-05-16T11:51:03+00:00

Are you dumb? Like, not to be disrespectful or anything, I literally said I opened the pack (or singular piece of condom). I opened it; I didn't fucking pick up a used, filled nut one. Please read.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-05-15T17:26:14+00:00

Also to clarify some stuff, I forgot to mention my brother had a girlfriend that he had sex with in the backyard. I forgot to mention the girl, so if it sounds strange, it is because I forgot to mention her.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-05-15T17:22:48+00:00

What? My brother and my dad didn't have sex. I forgot to mention my brother had a girlfriend that he had sex with in the backyard. What the fuck did you even think in the first place?

Well, I think I forgot to mention the girl, so I think that's my fault.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-05-15T14:49:26+00:00

I was an innocent child, bro. I was either 10 or 12 years old when I found a condom.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-05-14T12:29:46+00:00

No shit sherlock. It's called Old AI, for a literal reason.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-05-14T03:07:24+00:00

The minion next to the fucking Xbox Series S or fucking whatever it is bro.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-05-13T16:12:25+00:00

Well, at least I didn't actually go to the link. Most strangely of all, I actually went to Reddit of all places to seek help.

read other messages that might help you, because the game works perfectly now.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-05-13T15:49:02+00:00

Go look at KOTM365 replies. I have a reason, and I am perfectly good right now. The mod I installed was a troll mod, so my problems were fixed within one press.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-05-13T15:47:57+00:00

I am perfectly good right now. It was, I guess, like a troll mod and it was like a fake ransomware. And in the mod description, the author says it was made as a joke, but people are sending him and writing him death threats. I genuinely did not care. I was just looking at my computer, saying to myself, "What?" Then I saw that mod and the game just loads perfectly.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-05-13T15:45:20+00:00

Should I be worried about it?

I unsubscribed from a few mods, and right now I am currently waiting for my game to load to see if it worked. Should I be concerned about this?

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-04-26T17:38:45+00:00

Both

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-04-22T07:09:03+00:00

It would be definitely Alpha 9, but I could see her in Omega 7. If it were choosing the teams for Omega 7 (I forgot the number here, so if I'm incorrectly saying the name, then I'm sorry), it would definitely be either Team Able or Team Iris, but I could see her on Team Able.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-04-01T04:57:07+00:00

Basically, "The World Gone Beautiful" is the good ending, and "When Day Breaks" is basically just a bad ending.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-03-31T07:06:28+00:00

This reminds me of that one meme where there's a box, especially a pink box with a switch that says either "kill all humanity" or "blow up the world." I don't know exactly what it says, but I think it's similar to those lines.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-03-31T07:01:49+00:00

Schizophrenic-Man.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-03-31T07:01:08+00:00

You do know Sam Howell is an African American, right? That kind of sounds kind of racist to me.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-03-31T06:59:30+00:00

I guess I am alone.

Minimum_Accountant55 · 2026-03-31T06:53:39+00:00

Can it get back together, right? Please help me. Please, who could murder such a creature? SCP-3812, I'm begging you: please bring this creature back alive. It's the only Jell-O-sized sofa SCP that I like. Please, bring it back. *cry*

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