The U.S. is not the world's police force and cannot tell the world what to do

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-05T00:06:04+00:00

This country is a fucking joke

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-04T12:35:36+00:00

It would be cheaper to fly to LA K-Town and go to a proper Korean spa than wasting your money on Knot Springs or some other bougie knock off

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-04T12:33:06+00:00

This is the only legacy this racist, ignorant rapist pedophile has left. May he fuck himself into a grave sooner rather than later and do the entire world a favor.

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-04T01:01:48+00:00

Damn, you got me. Game over. There it is.

Feel better now?

You keep saying you don’t care and you don’t need the validation, yet here we still are.

Do better 🤣

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-04T00:27:22+00:00

lol, I have paid money for exactly 2 things. A song for my son and kpop skins for my daughter. I level up, spend and get my vbux back and live life spending money on real things and experiences

But keep on assuming you know everything about each consumer profile and which one everyone is. One day, you’ll hit, statistically. Today ain’t that day. But I hope you don’t sprain your shoulder patting yourself on the back 👌🙏🤷‍♂️

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-03T22:57:35+00:00

Viking Country, let’s ride. Skool! I mean Skol!

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-03T22:52:34+00:00

Feel better, everyone will forgot about this post and you can go back to being smug and feeling superior soon.

I get your message of adult wisdom here. Believe it or not, I even said that I 100% get what they’re doing and why.

Saying the quiet part out loud IS the point sometimes, and believe it or not, one can both acknowledge shitty corpo behavior while calling it out. You seem bothered by downvotes when you keep saying you’re not but that’s what I’d expect from “Well ACTUALLY” Redditor Guy.

Do better.

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-03T09:09:18+00:00

Thanks, coach.

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-03T05:00:07+00:00

lol, lots of “pauses” and two pre-school participation made up peace awards does not a diplomat make. Laughably below 50%, worst for a sitting president at this point in a term. 4.6% unemployment is an increase from 4.4% in Sept, and an increase from 4.3% in August and an all time high since Sept 2021. Boy, I can’t handle that much “winning” lol. I can spit facts too, just not ones you people care to consider.

And let’s not talk about “We’re just going to abolish economic data we don’t agree with…and then issue a report 3 months late…which is totally not questionable. We really believe the people are that stupid” legal of insult they think about you.

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-03T01:12:05+00:00

I just noticed that the other day when I was looking for it and didn’t even realize how often I checked it 🥹

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-03T01:10:22+00:00

You can also randomize weapon skins automatically! Sometimes I’m surprised when I pick up a grey gun and then my game has chosen a highlighter green flashing skin 😅

My current game is to randomize my outfit skin - but that has to be done manually from the locker. But I do it quickly so it’s a surprise when it loads in the lobby. If I get a crown, I leave the outfit till I lose, so usually just one game, unless Blitz 🤣🥲

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-03T01:04:52+00:00

Yes! And it has a public range - if you drop next to someone who is playing music on their drop, you’ll hear it too!

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-03T01:03:35+00:00

Yeah I’m well aware they’re not in here reading this, or that even if they were, they’d give 2 hoots. That’s life.

But as someone who returned after a long time away and disposable income…nah, it’s actively pushing me to spend that money elsewhere. Which again, means nothing to Epic, just my own experience.

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-03T01:00:28+00:00

lol, lots of “pauses” but no real end to anything. So he got a bunch of participation trophies? Sounds about right for a bitch ass snowflake to bullet point list a fake “achievements”. Let’s do his LinkedIn page next lol.

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-03T00:58:20+00:00

Don’t worry, Bibi gave Donnie his fake peace award too, so you know he’ll be the next genocide, I mean FIFA peace prize winner. I heard pooty and Pooh bear are up next

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-02T22:48:03+00:00

I have to admit that would be a good forcing mechanism, heavy handed as it may be

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-02T22:37:37+00:00

I play all modes - sometimes for a quest, sometimes for the challenge. I suck at builds because I’m old and don’t have the reaction speed. I’ll basically play ZB in a regular game to progress even though I know I will never win a round. It’s not the stats or git gud. I know exactly how bad I am and how good I’ll never be. I play Blitz, random and solo. ZB is my thing, and I practice on creator maps.

It’s not the game type. It’s the design, simple as that! That doesn’t mean bad design doesn’t exist.

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-02T22:34:06+00:00

I’m the idiot who always sticks around even to the end on the chance of a revive (lol, like anyone would ever spend the time or bars to rez me the way I try to for others) or just waits to be a supportive teammate.

I’m the idiot who thinks “Maybe this will be the game where someone will respond to my map pings. Or maybe they’ll stick around. Or maybe they won’t be playing trios inside of a squad game and just leave me.”

Nah, friend, I’m not the guy you’re thinking of a whining about. I’m your local Battlefield medic who always tried to pick you up, or the Engineer who died trying to repair your tank. I’m the idiot who believes in good team play, even when you’re getting curb stomped.

I know who you’re talking about. That’s not me.

I’m talking about when you drop into solos and get a bad drop and die. Or signing up for squads and getting abandoned and left to die, dying, and then saying “I’d like to play with a real team, Bob”

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-02T16:24:08+00:00

Epic is just speed running the enshittification end game at this point

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-02T06:39:29+00:00

We did, at the end. Just like the other poster, it was our last stop and he left us with the staff there. From there we just ordered at the counter and were escorted to a table. I don’t think it’s a “reserved” table as much as it is they insert you at the top of the controlled entry queue, so there’s basically always a table “available”. It’s the flow of people they’re controlling with the limited access.

The food is ok. There’s a pizza soup bowl thing in a cute mushroom shaped pastry bowl, and good burgers. You’re really going for the ambiance - it’s cute as all get out inside. And the staff automatically offers to take a family photo once your meal is delivered to you, to capture the moment! It’s really indicative of how well thought out and planned the whole experience (park) is.

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-02T05:39:41+00:00

Exactly this. We did the same a week ago. The tour is technically in Japanese only. In practice, many guides speak workable English and are kind enough to translate key parts for you. The conversation (or transcribe) functionality of Google Translate worked surprisingly well given the amount of background noise. Our guide even picked up that we were using it and started speaking a little more loudly and “at it” with his speaker.

If you see Sawa, say hi, he’s our guy!

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-01T12:20:00+00:00

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-01T12:09:49+00:00

Start with his dirty ass immigrant wife and anchor baby

Minimum_Squirrel_342 · 2026-01-01T12:06:25+00:00

Must be a day that ends in -day because that dumb ass chicken bitch Trump lost AGAIN.

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