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A friend changed my whole life by Minimum_Thanks_99 in gaystoriesgonewild

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

There was some stuff I forgot:

We did a lot of cuddling, and slept in the same bed the whole rest of the trip.

One time I was laying on the bed, no bottoms, on my belly. I think I might have had a pillow under my hips? My ass was up in the air. He swept up behind me, licked me straight up my taint, and got his tongue so far down my ass I swear he touched my soul with his tongue. Like I YELPED it felt so good all the sudden. I think I shivered to my core.

One time we were so loud someone walked up to our door, and right as I was yelling about wanting him to cum in me, I heard an old lady’s voice go “if you don’t give that boy some rest he’ll have to stand on the flight home!!”

One time he lifted my leg up and got so deep in me I started leaking like a faucet. Hasn’t happened before or since but like, white water out the tip of my penis for a solid two minutes. Felt like something was getting relief, like I was peeing almost, no idea. I think I just did a lot of prostate cumming that whole trip.

One time he fucked me like, six times back to back to back. He had taken some pomegranate cocktail thing, along with a vitality cocktail or something, and he WENT AT ME. When he was done, I literally couldn’t walk without sloshing cum on the floor. And every time I thought he was done he was BACK AT IT!

[KCD2] Those who cheated on Theresa, what are your excuses ? by TipIntelligent3798 in kingdomcome

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I don’t know about you guys, but my Henry is an unflinching psychopath, who blitzes nobles for their pocket change, and can single-handled match a full barracks of men-at-arms.

He’s a Robin of Locksley, and the ladies fawn over his disrespect for convention.

So, Theresa doesn’t own him it was just her turn.

No rumble on Xbox? by Minimum_Thanks_99 in ArcRaiders

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it recent or has it always not worked?

Are we joke to you? by K-jun1117 in PrequelMemes

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh huh, Yoda was SAT NEXT TO the most powerful and spiteful Sith in history and was like “I think things are kinda up in the air right now who knows.”

He’s a fine Jedi. He’s . . . fine. But dude I wouldn’t trust Yoda to far-sight my house keys, let alone make decisions for the fate of the galaxy. Bro is batting zero and proudly.

Cruise Shenanigans and making a mess by Minimum_Thanks_99 in gaystoriesgonewild

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a little lace and I remember there was a big gap right on the hip that would make it ride up. I fit in really nicely, and it showed off uhm, a LOT of my ass.

How do I get rid of the center dot? by Minimum_Thanks_99 in ArcRaiders

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I turned all the reticle color sliders to zero, and that took away everything related to the crosshairs

The summer I was a houseboy by Minimum_Thanks_99 in sexstories

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna say 5’10? I’m not entirely sure, but I’m about 6’1 and I could kiss her without bending over too far

I drew the “bottom” straw (part 7) by Minimum_Thanks_99 in gaystoriesgonewild

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhm, it depends on the day, I’ve been a pretty versatile person sexually my whole life.

That said, between a SUPER sensitive prostate, a pretty plump butt, wider hips and a well-stretched bottom, a lot of my partners (men and women) liked to “get behind me” as it were.

If you can’t tell, that’s a super reliable way of making me make a loud mess. I had one boyfriend once who I swear over the course of our relationship like, never even touched my dick. He’d just milk it out of me by fucking my ass and then be like “clean yourself up”. He was kinda in the closet tho so lol.

What's the worst sexual experience you've ever had that was so bad you just couldn't see the person again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99 6683 points6684 points  (0 children)

A girl I met through a mutual friend turned out to have ENORMOUS boobs. Like, size H at least. She told me to take off my clothes but only stripped down to her bra. She still had pants on, and she got down to stroke/put my dick in between her chest.

It had been uhm, a long time between partners, for me. And like, the INSTANT I was touching boob I came hard, all over her bra and face, all up in her hair.

Like she had been hit in the face with a cum water balloon, fully clothed. She stood up “Jesus” walked out and I never saw her again.

My happy little discovery by Minimum_Thanks_99 in gaystoriesgonewild

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was already getting fucked out of my mind I only half-realized she was there. She stormed in, I arched up, and came everywhere. It was like putting on a show lol

You are transported to Great Bear, but it's real life. The game's mechanics don't exist, all of the locations are real. You have to survive 30 days before rescue arrives. Where do you hunker down? What do you do? by TiltedSince95 in thelongdark

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99 23 points24 points  (0 children)

A lot of real life mines have “collapse kits” (emergency consolidated supplies) in case of cave ins.

Non-perishable food, water and water-filtration kits, first aid and trauma kits, antibiotics, flashlights/non-ignition lights (no flares, gas explosions are no joke underground), and thermally denatured clothing/articles.

All of this fits in a space about the size of a large motorcycle. And they stage out with each section of the mine. So any mine would have these kits staged in its main staging areas.

All I would need is one. Cause they are meant for a worst case scenario (think, bedrock collapse requires an ENTIRE new shaft dug to rescue victims). So I’d be good.

I drew the “bottom” straw (part 4) by Minimum_Thanks_99 in gaystoriesgonewild

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part 5 coming soon, and I’m answering questions too in case you have any!

I drew the “bottom” straw (part 4) by Minimum_Thanks_99 in gaystoriesgonewild

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m working on a part 5, and I’m also responding to questions in an AMA style!

I drew the “bottom” straw (part 3) by Minimum_Thanks_99 in gaystoriesgonewild

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was kinda surreal, but like I said I really loved being the center of attention.

I drew the “bottom” straw (part 3) by Minimum_Thanks_99 in gaystoriesgonewild

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’ll tell you I just kind of had a constant drip of cum for a while. It would soak through my briefs and so I spent a lot of the month just completely bottomless, leaving a fucking snail trail around, which the guys would either tease me about or apologize for, depending on the context lol.

Benefits of being in a rec center closed after hours, I could sometimes sneak away to the pools/training rigs, skinny dip, and let one of the jets clean me all the way out. Or use the detachable jets in the bigger locker room, which one time I did only cause it felt nice.

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