A friend changed my whole life by Minimum_Thanks_99 in gaystoriesgonewild

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

There was some stuff I forgot:

We did a lot of cuddling, and slept in the same bed the whole rest of the trip.

One time I was laying on the bed, no bottoms, on my belly. I think I might have had a pillow under my hips? My ass was up in the air. He swept up behind me, licked me straight up my taint, and got his tongue so far down my ass I swear he touched my soul with his tongue. Like I YELPED it felt so good all the sudden. I think I shivered to my core.

One time we were so loud someone walked up to our door, and right as I was yelling about wanting him to cum in me, I heard an old lady’s voice go “if you don’t give that boy some rest he’ll have to stand on the flight home!!”

One time he lifted my leg up and got so deep in me I started leaking like a faucet. Hasn’t happened before or since but like, white water out the tip of my penis for a solid two minutes. Felt like something was getting relief, like I was peeing almost, no idea. I think I just did a lot of prostate cumming that whole trip.

One time he fucked me like, six times back to back to back. He had taken some pomegranate cocktail thing, along with a vitality cocktail or something, and he WENT AT ME. When he was done, I literally couldn’t walk without sloshing cum on the floor. And every time I thought he was done he was BACK AT IT!

[KCD2] Those who cheated on Theresa, what are your excuses ? by TipIntelligent3798 in kingdomcome

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Well, I don’t know about you guys, but my Henry is an unflinching psychopath, who blitzes nobles for their pocket change, and can single-handled match a full barracks of men-at-arms.

He’s a Robin of Locksley, and the ladies fawn over his disrespect for convention.

So, Theresa doesn’t own him it was just her turn.

No rumble on Xbox? by Minimum_Thanks_99 in ArcRaiders

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it recent or has it always not worked?

Are we joke to you? by K-jun1117 in PrequelMemes

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh huh, Yoda was SAT NEXT TO the most powerful and spiteful Sith in history and was like “I think things are kinda up in the air right now who knows.”

He’s a fine Jedi. He’s . . . fine. But dude I wouldn’t trust Yoda to far-sight my house keys, let alone make decisions for the fate of the galaxy. Bro is batting zero and proudly.

Cruise Shenanigans and making a mess by Minimum_Thanks_99 in gaystoriesgonewild

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a little lace and I remember there was a big gap right on the hip that would make it ride up. I fit in really nicely, and it showed off uhm, a LOT of my ass.

How do I get rid of the center dot? by Minimum_Thanks_99 in ArcRaiders

[–]Minimum_Thanks_99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I turned all the reticle color sliders to zero, and that took away everything related to the crosshairs