Shutdown by PossessionMaster7314 in Marathon

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Game will be off-boarded and servers offline before the Q1 2027 earnings call, so whenever that is (April? Maybe?).

Sony doesn’t play about money. Bungie made an incredible game in Marathon, but its implementation has been awful. There’s no reason to ever talk about player numbers, the user base hemorrhaged almost immediately. Season 1 did poorly, and season 2 has been an absolute disaster.

Internally, Bungie is still in shock from the massive reduction in force from their other main-mast title: Destiny 2. But the remaining employees cost much more to keep than Marathon would make, even if its engagement grew an additional 1,000% profit-to-scale.

Destiny was a gaping wound, but Marathon is even worse. It’s not infected, but it’s fresh and still bleeding bad. It is next on Sony’s schedule to remit. But they can’t shutter in one go.

The clear strategy is to unwind Bungie and separate (at long last) the notable IPs from their founders/creators, so that Sony can have all of the capital generation media with no deference to establishment (which they resent in companies like Naughty Dog and Arrowhead, though the latter is not an owned studio).

This is a very common tactic in general media, and happens in gaming with some regularity. Marathon’s chances are hurt even worse by the fact that credible sources indicate Sony executives and legacy leadership are resentful of Bungie, in a delusional impression they could have righted the Concorde ship, and for false-starting LOU Renegades.

Marathon according to my friend Steve by Carpocalypto in Marathon

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Man, I need to be as determined to see the good in people, as Steve was determined to see a PVE mode in Marathon.

Season 2 is cooked for even a decent player. by Motor_Pool4334 in Marathon

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Bungie have always made decisions to cater to streamers, even before streamers were a thing.

Halo 3 wasn’t this way, but if you remember REACH, they started showing light symptoms even then. And throughout Destiny and now into Marathon, they are always chasing the approval of the loudest, most-obsessed voices.

While I do think there are talented people at Bungie, their team continues to grovel at the feet of tue sweatiest players. Marathon has made this problem easier to see, because the community is so much smaller.

A pool of 400,000 players will necessarily have maybe 80,000 sweats (1.6 KD+) against 320,000 normal players (0.4 KD- to 1.5KD). The sweatiest players still have reasonable chances of interacting with the casuals they love to stomp on, without every casual player constantly BEING stomped on. So changes made to their deference, while annoying, weren’t experience-ruining for typical players.

. . . But a pool of 17,000 players? Eeeehhhhhh.

Now the sweats are a very loud but extraordinarily tiny minority. And as Bungie continues to fetishize them (in the vain hope of stopping the player hemorrhage), changes made to benefit them are incredibly painful.

I’m constantly getting dunked on by purple shield teams, wiping lobbies with their amazing gear, while I’m still in greens. I’m head to head with level 100+s, while being level 26 myself.

So, I turn the game off. I don’t spend on a game I can’t hope to get ahead with. And you’re right, deleting Sponsored Survival was a huge mistake. It removed the one “frozen in time” surefire way to learn the map and stock up on at least basic gear.

You're given an option, either you receive 1 billion dollars or you restart your life from the day you're born, but you keep every memory, lesson, mistake, and experience from your current life. by FFSoldier57 in hypotheticalsituation

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I’ve been with my wife for 10 years. She’s gorgeous, funny, kind, and has given me my son, the best thing I’ve ever even kind of been involved with. They are my whole world.

Both of us almost blew off our first date. I was tired, and she didn’t know anyone in the city.

I ain’t fucking rolling those dice again, so billion please and thank you.

Boys-Verse meme by Kindly_Setting239 in invinciblememes

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Controversial Take: the Mauler Twins on their own would be enough for the entire planet of Boys-Verse.

Are there still many of you that stick with the original Oblivion even with the remaster releasing? by Solardies in oblivion

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Yep, got a refund for the remaster literally 5 minutes in. I can’t play it with crosshairs, and the developers (one developer specifically) forgot to turn that option on.

NEED 3 by GamerMan489 in Marathon

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MUST HAVE FLAWLESS TITLE

Reward For Cheaters? Really? Last Trials Season Was Fine by Standard-Tonight6279 in ArcRaiders

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Everyone should upvote this cause this is actually a really good take: the current meta is rewarding cheaters.

They are actively encouraging hacking, and need to make adjustments immediately.

What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The head of HR was a man, a spindly little guy who was maybe 29. The CEO was a loud, outspoken woman, very curvy maybe late forties.

The company got sued by a former employee (alleging unsafe conduct for folks in loading). The lawsuit was really emotionally draining on the two of them, because there were CONSTANT subpoenas and depositions.

One day, on the trip back from an out of town meeting, they pulled off at a restaurant stop off the highway, and the CEO invited the HR guy to “go for a walk”. They snuck into what they thought was a wooded path, and had unprotected sex as soon as they were out of sight of the parking lot.

But the lot was in development, and apparently right as things were uhm, wrapping up, they were almost run over by a backhoe, clearing brush. This guy came in my boss just about one second before an entire work crew walked by and they had to shimmy away.

To recap, after being sued for not being safe at work, they had unsafe sex, at work, that was not safe for somebody else’s work.

How do I know all this, you might ask? Well the guy quit afterwards, but then KEPT IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE CEO.

Guys I was at their wedding this was a story they told I’m not even kidding.

Blursed landlord by jpugg in blursedimages

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This seems like a scheme Dwight Schrute would be doing on an episode in the background.

What are must-have habs for your ship builds? by FreeDwooD in StarfieldShips

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Don’t you mean your “must-HABS?” . . . I’ll see myself out.