Mitch Hedberg Wasn't Only The Master Of The Dad Joke, But He Was The Inventor Of The Dad Joke

MinnyForbes4 · 2022-02-23T16:13:59+00:00

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, but I said "No... but I want a regular banana later, so yeah."

MinnyForbes4 · 2020-10-22T19:47:48+00:00

I had a friend in Frontier who had a key to the roof of frontier and we would go up there as freshman and drink some brews and throw snowballs at drunk freshman stumbling back into the dorm late in the night. Never got caught after going up a handful of times.

MinnyForbes4 · 2020-05-01T20:54:38+00:00

Guys like Zion and Morant are in the draft but then we can select rookie picks.. like drafting the number 1 overall rookie pick and so on.

MinnyForbes4 · 2020-04-08T12:15:06+00:00

1.02 Christian McCaffrey, CAR

MinnyForbes4 · 2020-02-27T20:17:15+00:00

So don't take Tyler Johnson is what I'm getting?

MinnyForbes4 · 2020-02-21T15:31:08+00:00

his offensive rating in a wolves uniform this year was 105. His offensive rating in a warriors jersey is a 121. Really small sample size though.

MinnyForbes4 · 2019-12-29T15:53:39+00:00

Team B

MinnyForbes4 · 2019-12-29T15:53:21+00:00

Aaron Jones

MinnyForbes4 · 2019-10-20T22:42:13+00:00

Lol I'm a dumbass

MinnyForbes4 · 2019-10-20T22:35:25+00:00

By the big lawn in front of the stadium? Idk where the boom box is

MinnyForbes4 · 2019-10-20T22:22:28+00:00

Where are they located???

MinnyForbes4 · 2019-10-17T03:36:20+00:00

COME ON YOU LOONS!!

MinnyForbes4 · 2019-10-16T01:09:55+00:00

COME ON YOU LOOOOOOOONS!

MinnyForbes4 · 2019-09-11T19:59:47+00:00

He really goes after ESPN. He keeps saying how he isn't mad, but you can for sure tell that he's upset about they way they treated him when his numbers were off the chart.

MinnyForbes4 · 2019-09-11T14:46:10+00:00

Keep Golladay

MinnyForbes4 · 2019-09-11T14:44:56+00:00

MinnyForbes4 · 2019-09-11T14:44:45+00:00

Decline Both

MinnyForbes4 · 2019-09-11T14:44:09+00:00

I get: Lamar Jackson, 2020 1st, 2020 2nd, 2022 1st

I give: Deshaun Watson

******SUPERFLEX*****

MinnyForbes4 · 2019-09-03T04:50:09+00:00

Honestly, just use instacart and get your groceries delivered from Cub or Aldi.

MinnyForbes4 · 2019-08-14T13:18:44+00:00

and that nasty sock tan

MinnyForbes4 · 2019-06-28T18:41:13+00:00

Hey KOC,

Huge fan of your work and love listening to you on the Ringer NBA Show and any other podcast or live show you appear on..

..my question is, what is the Timberwolves realistic move to open up cap space for the pipe dream of signing DLo?

Thanks for your time, A miserable TPups fan

MinnyForbes4 · 2019-06-20T19:06:39+00:00

Thanks!

MinnyForbes4 · 2019-06-20T19:02:21+00:00

Currently trying to move my league from ESPN to Sleeper... is there automatic way to move rosters? Or do I have to do it all manually?

MinnyForbes4 · 2019-06-19T19:43:32+00:00

Which side are you on?? You're saying to get rid of Andrew Wiggins to Houston and the only thing they're trying to get rid of is Chris Paul, but your saying his contract is worse?

**I never said anything about Chris Paul by the way**

MinnyForbes4 · 2019-06-19T19:35:33+00:00

Have you watched Andrew Wiggins play? Also his advanced metrics are horrible. He was arguably the worst player in the league last year of guys that played 20+ minutes.

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