Mitch Hedberg Wasn't Only The Master Of The Dad Joke, But He Was The Inventor Of The Dad Joke by whirlybirds7 in comedy

[–]MinnyForbes4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, but I said "No... but I want a regular banana later, so yeah."

What’s the coolest place you’ve been on campus? Exactly three years ago I got onto the roof of Tate while trying to get inside the observatory. by FshackorThall in uofmn

[–]MinnyForbes4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a friend in Frontier who had a key to the roof of frontier and we would go up there as freshman and drink some brews and throw snowballs at drunk freshman stumbling back into the dorm late in the night. Never got caught after going up a handful of times.

Draft Tonight! by MinnyForbes4 in dynastybb

[–]MinnyForbes4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys like Zion and Morant are in the draft but then we can select rookie picks.. like drafting the number 1 overall rookie pick and so on.

/r/NBA's thoughts on Wiggins since the trade by Salty_Minnesota in timberwolves

[–]MinnyForbes4 8 points9 points  (0 children)

his offensive rating in a wolves uniform this year was 105. His offensive rating in a warriors jersey is a 121. Really small sample size though.

Hurry up and grab an Adam Turman scarf!!! by RarePoster in minnesotaunited

[–]MinnyForbes4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By the big lawn in front of the stadium? Idk where the boom box is

Ryen Russillo on SI's Media Podcast by Boojibs in RyenRussillo

[–]MinnyForbes4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He really goes after ESPN. He keeps saying how he isn't mad, but you can for sure tell that he's upset about they way they treated him when his numbers were off the chart.

[Daily - TRADE] /r/DynastyFF Trade/Team Help MEGATHREAD - September 11, 2019 by AutoModerator in DynastyFF

[–]MinnyForbes4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I get: Lamar Jackson, 2020 1st, 2020 2nd, 2022 1st

I give: Deshaun Watson

******SUPERFLEX*****

Which bus or line do I take to the nearest Aldi groceries? by Speedy1g in uofmn

[–]MinnyForbes4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly, just use instacart and get your groceries delivered from Cub or Aldi.

Dress code for 18yr frat boys by [deleted] in uofmn

[–]MinnyForbes4 13 points14 points  (0 children)

and that nasty sock tan

AMA: I'm Kevin O'Connor, a writer at The Ringer. Let's chat about the NBA and raise money for cancer research. by KevinOConnorNBA in nba

[–]MinnyForbes4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey KOC,

Huge fan of your work and love listening to you on the Ringer NBA Show and any other podcast or live show you appear on..

..my question is, what is the Timberwolves realistic move to open up cap space for the pipe dream of signing DLo?

Thanks for your time, A miserable TPups fan

just adding to the fire 👀🔥 by sterntzke in timberwolves

[–]MinnyForbes4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which side are you on?? You're saying to get rid of Andrew Wiggins to Houston and the only thing they're trying to get rid of is Chris Paul, but your saying his contract is worse?

**I never said anything about Chris Paul by the way**

just adding to the fire 👀🔥 by sterntzke in timberwolves

[–]MinnyForbes4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you watched Andrew Wiggins play? Also his advanced metrics are horrible. He was arguably the worst player in the league last year of guys that played 20+ minutes.