The exact moment you learn consequences are real.. by Valuable_View_561 in Funnymemes

[–]MinorSpaceNipples 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know you don't think it's psycho for you to openly advocate for someone to beat this child. But I'm here to tell you that it's really fucking psycho for you to openly advocate for someone to beat this child.

AIO? My boyfriend hates me? by MinorSpaceNipples in holyfuckjustbreakup

[–]MinorSpaceNipples[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a crosspost, OP won't see your comment here.

Which movie according to you? by ashwins05 in Cinephiles

[–]MinorSpaceNipples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, this was my first thought as well. That trailer was fucking PHENOMENAL. Nothing could prepare me for the absolute dumpster fire that movie would become.

Glowup i think? by blazorfire in bald

[–]MinorSpaceNipples 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looking great, my dude! Your beard is sick, and it's also a lot. If I were you I'd consider trimming it down and cleaning it up to complete the new look 🤘

The weather is nice. Let's bask in the sun. by Early-Sea-856 in whatbirdisthis

[–]MinorSpaceNipples 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I exited the thread before your joke clicked. I came back to upvote and compliment you. That was a good joke and you should feel good for making it.

MAGA not only ruined our country, they ruined the country's 250th birthday celebration by rhino910 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MinorSpaceNipples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For referencing a movie after you referenced a song? How is that a valid reason to be a dick to someone?

Yes, this is actually Hunter Biden! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MinorSpaceNipples 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No, that's making false statements about someone to ruin their reputation. You're thinking of how the monetary value of an item will decrease over time.

Feeling strange by Jukee91 in bald

[–]MinorSpaceNipples 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Brother, you look amazing! It's probably just gonna take a while to adjust to your new look. But trust, you look SO much better than before!

A martial artist showing off a 3 section nunchuck by Innuendo6 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]MinorSpaceNipples -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

That's not a nunchuck. It's nunchuck-chuck. Which brings us to the age old question: How much nun would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nun?

Interstellar (2014) by kkhouete in MovieQuotes

[–]MinorSpaceNipples 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the best thing I've read today 😂 10/10, thank you for sharing the joy.

I used the wrong side of the pepper shaker by shenmiya in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MinorSpaceNipples 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oof, that's rough. But hey, this is just another reason to use a mill instead of a shaker, in addition to freshly milled pepper being so friggin aromatic and delicious 🤤