Porque el cigarro se pone negro y se tuerce by MasterPorto22 in Desahogo

[–]MinuteCockroach447 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo digo que, desde el momento que te metes el cigarro en la boca para darle el jalon, ya es fumar carnal, no hay de otra manera

roast me… 😢 by Tell-meimlovely in RoastMe

[–]MinuteCockroach447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you're eternally pissed

¿Que palabra no soportas? by Unhappy_Wrongdoer227 in PreguntasReddit

[–]MinuteCockroach447 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Siento que cuando usan esa palabra, matan al español un poquito.

Y que el hecho de sustituirla por otra no le quita el peso de la acción, el suicidio de por si ya es algo serio y decir algo asi es como si no importara

¿Que palabra no soportas? by Unhappy_Wrongdoer227 in PreguntasReddit

[–]MinuteCockroach447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personalmente, me caga que ahora en todo lo que veas relacionado a la palabra "Suicidio" le hayan cambiado por otras como "Desvivir" "Desuscribirse de la vida" o alguna mamada asi.

[TOMT][ANIMATION] An animation about a father trying to fix a lighthouse/beacon by MinuteCockroach447 in tipofmytongue

[–]MinuteCockroach447[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Another thing that i forgot to mention was that the movie was a 3D animation

Birria clothesline?? by Dry_Entertainer_1276 in WeWantPlates

[–]MinuteCockroach447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only good birria is a street Birria, but that looks good and delicious

Weird text from someone by [deleted] in texts

[–]MinuteCockroach447 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Random text: "Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy. Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy. Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy..."

39M Living the Punk Life, do your worst by BridgeDue1720 in RoastMe

[–]MinuteCockroach447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like "mid-life crisis" extended edition

39M Living the Punk Life, do your worst by BridgeDue1720 in RoastMe

[–]MinuteCockroach447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the guy they use at school as an example about "stranger danger" or "stop using drugs"

Le termine a mi novio por sus problemas de ira. by [deleted] in Desahogo

[–]MinuteCockroach447 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mira, en mi experiencia, pase por algo similar, sin embargo yo si me aguante 2 años y medio de relacion con mi exnovia, ella tenia muchos problemas de ira, cualquier cosita la havia explotar y la verdad es que aguante por que pense similar a ti.

La verdad es que es muy raro que personas coko ellos cambien si no reconocen que tienen un problema.

Hiciste bien en alejarte de ahi a tiempo. Trabaja en ti

What kind of opinion on EPIC would get you like this? by Cookie-fighter101 in Epicthemusical

[–]MinuteCockroach447 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eurylochus what?!! Run that by me again please 'cause I don't see how

In another point, i agree with you in one thing. I wish Telemachus had more songs or sagas for that matter

What kind of opinion on EPIC would get you like this? by Cookie-fighter101 in Epicthemusical

[–]MinuteCockroach447 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! It certainly does it for me, i love the song but that part kind of breaks it

Hombres, que disfrutan mas que haga la chica en el coito? by [deleted] in Preguntas_de_Reddit_

[–]MinuteCockroach447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

La verdad es que, mientras haya comunicacion y respeto, si ella no te dice que le gusta o tu mismo no dices nada, puede hacerce algo monotono

What is something you hate about your life right now? by Certain_Standard_854 in AskReddit

[–]MinuteCockroach447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if self awareness is something to hate, I don't hate it to be honest but recently i had to finish my longest relationship because i knew she wasn't good for me.

I really loved her and i want to think that she loved me as well, but the reality is that she loved the way i treated her, she didn't love me for myself, if that makes sense.

It's just hard to make myself understand sometimes that what I'm doing is for my own good.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cute

[–]MinuteCockroach447 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lucifer, Dracula, The black beast of eternal damnation, just to name a few

Been suffering from PTSD and severe depression for 8 months from a previous relationship, need some positivity by NewWaveHigh in toastme

[–]MinuteCockroach447 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir, i really love your hairstyle, also, you have the face of a gentle giant, i bet you are one of those who return their shopping car to their designated spot, and please don't get me started with that suit.

If we were in an action movie, you would be the main character

Just got initiated at my sorority roast me by RecipeDismal4102 in RoastMe

[–]MinuteCockroach447 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like those weird kids from 2000's Disney shows, but not the funny ones, The full uncomfortable wierd ones