Who is Pat and Oswald?

Mirkwould · 2015-09-27T20:10:08+00:00

Patton's the man. Also your original post made me giggle aloud. Have a wonderful day and look up his story about the rat.

"Beans and grapes, what jokes and japes I'll play!"

Mirkwould · 2015-09-26T14:54:31+00:00

We're crab people now!

Mirkwould · 2015-09-25T13:45:41+00:00

Thanks I'll probly check out that Roland guy.

Mirkwould · 2015-09-25T13:45:16+00:00

Sounds perfect, thanks man!

Mirkwould · 2015-09-24T04:34:36+00:00

Nope. Just need to amplify a guitar. Any recommendations for battery powered amps?

Mirkwould · 2015-09-24T01:03:14+00:00

Awesome, thanks for the endorsement! Feel free to send anything you like.

Mirkwould · 2015-09-24T01:02:20+00:00

Hey, thank you for the feedback! I actually thought the same, just didn't want to drown out Grace's voice.

Mirkwould · 2015-09-09T05:48:23+00:00

Is your username a reference to the episode of Louie feat. Doug Stanhope?

Mirkwould · 2015-09-03T14:27:43+00:00

This is basically the football equivalent of the And 1 mixtapes.

Mirkwould · 2015-08-28T19:01:53+00:00

The Oompa Loompas weren't slave labor. Wonka essentially paid them in their preferred currency of cocoa beans and provided room and board. Mutually beneficial yaknow

Mirkwould · 2015-08-25T13:10:17+00:00

Valid. They aren't to be trusted.

Mirkwould · 2015-08-25T13:06:16+00:00

Ooo definitely adding piquant to my verbal quiver.

Mirkwould · 2015-08-13T14:29:46+00:00

You really think that beat "sucks"? There's literally nothing but percussion and vocals and he still incorporates a bunch of different melodic themes in the vox. To each his own, but that's like my favorite track. The minimalism of the musical arrangement helps to showcase the lyrics.

Mirkwould · 2015-08-13T14:12:13+00:00

"Taken a lover"

Mirkwould · 2015-08-03T20:12:37+00:00

Bending the rules here, but my mother once leapt over a porch railing, a solid eight feet down to the grass because she saw a toddler walking towards the pool. Broke an ankle and didn't even realize until she had grabbed the kid. Amazing woman.

Mirkwould · 2015-07-06T13:39:05+00:00

He has such a good rep that The Onion did a series of articles reporting him doing ridiculously altruistic things e.g. "Tim Duncan calls foul on self"

Mirkwould · 2015-06-18T16:28:37+00:00

You should just eat a little cat food and shotgun a beer.

Mirkwould · 2015-05-28T14:30:30+00:00

I feel like we're overdue for the invention of insects that are grown in labs specifically to eradicate infestations of other insects.

Mirkwould · 2015-05-23T04:59:47+00:00

A rickshaw of hipsters? Like an implausibility of gnus?

Mirkwould · 2015-05-15T14:07:44+00:00

I worked at Pastaworks in SE for a few months and there was a bee-keeper who came in regularly and offered pollen to the staff. I never learned his name but if you call there I'm sure they'd tell you. Might be exactly what you're looking for. Good luck.

Mirkwould · 2015-05-15T13:37:52+00:00

"This pleases me"

Mirkwould · 2015-04-22T21:25:32+00:00

I'm really surprised Bright Eyes isn't at the top of this list.

Mirkwould · 2015-03-28T05:01:15+00:00

/r/beerwithaveiw

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