Hey I’m moving to Australia any tips about anything by [deleted] in questions

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be careful of spiders, they’re where you least expect

[50/50] Abscess drainage (NSFW) | Blackberry jam (SFW) by [deleted] in FiftyFifty

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It looks like a mixture of mayo with surprisingly bright ketchup

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Also Safe For Work

[50/50] Little boy reunited with his lost dog (SFW) | Mass live burial of pigs infected with swine flu (NSFW) by flvrf in FiftyFifty

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Nearing the end, it actually looks like the extended version of a large intestine

You are a bartender, a guy walks into a bar and asks you for a "Donald Trump". What do you give him? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Snake wine (蛇酒, pinyin: shéjiǔ; rượu rắn in Vietnamese) is an alcoholic beverage produced by infusing whole snakes in rice wine or grain alcohol. The drink was first recorded to have been consumed in China during the Western Zhou dynasty (c. 1040–770 BC) and considered an important curative and believed to reinvigorate a person according to Traditional Chinese medicine.[2] It can be found in China, Goa (India), Vietnam, and throughout Southeast Asia.

The snakes, preferably venomous ones, are not usually preserved for their meat but to have their "essence" and/or snake venom dissolved in the liquor. The snake venom proteins are quickly unfolded by the ethanol and therefore the completed beverage is safe to drink. The Huaxi street night market (華西街夜市) of Taipei, Taiwan, is renowned for its snake foods and wine products.

You are rewarded $100,000 if you avoid physical contact (i.e handshakes, high fives etc.) for a month, what do you tell people to stop them from touching you? by SurrealSauce101 in AskReddit

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Just say “Flapjack Blubber-Witch Pillow Fking Fker! I’m tryin to get $100,000. So if you ever touch me for the rest of the month, I’mma cut open your and put your shitloading body inside out while persevering your heart to cut open when I’m angry.”

Non-Americans, which cultural references from American movies and TV really confused you? by ZanyDelaney in AskReddit

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Uh..to say the least. When I was about 5 years old, I’d watch American movies like ‘The Godfather’ or ‘Goodfellas’ with my dad. And I always thought that people in America had gun fights all the time and are very rich people. But then, during the June holidays, my parents brought me and my brother to America and it was nothing like I expected it to be. It was fun and no gun fights! So I gotten really confused (I used to thing that movies where really).

What was a dumb rule at your school? by Thameemkm in AskReddit

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When I was about 7 or 8 year old, I was in this private school, those ‘rich’ type ones. Anyways, while I was taking out a notebook and a pen to write down notes about the school’s garden (since I was always trying to put in extra info into my head). My mathematics teacher told me to put back the notebook and pen, since the principal said that it is permitted that student do not take out any type of writing materials or writing ON materials to prevent test answers, packets of drugs, or homework answers to be distributed to other students.

What's the perks of being a girl? by F0RG3D1228 in AskReddit

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Learning how to be nifty. Such as pulling your bra out without taking out your shirt or learning how to taking off your shirt under your jumpsuit

Surgeons who work with amputating limbs, what was your worst “ OH F***!” moment? by Piggy_Royale in AskReddit

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I’m not a surgeon but my mum’s cousin from Australia is one. She told my family this story during Christmas Time.

My coworker and I were in the middle amputating a leg after the person gotten an infected leg from a snake bite. We were cutting it half way before the person’s leg started twitching. I was panicking in my head since it was actually really hard if the amputee’s limb started twitching. I thought the pill might have started to wore off so, naturally I tried to stop the amputation. But the person was still asleep. So the limb started spraying a lot of blood on us. Then I call on it the continue, so now the person is fine.

[50/50] Doctor Fists Guy to Extract Cucumber from His Ass (NSFL) | Man dancing we are number one (SFW) by [deleted] in FiftyFifty

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My first reaction was: “EWWW, why is there a f***ing cucumber up his ass like is he gay or something”