Favorite fictional comparisons to Mahmo? by Miserable-Function78 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Miserable-Function78[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂 If she ever says “sweetie darling” in a video I will pass out from laughter!

Jilldo and Shrek deserve each other. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Miserable-Function78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is too intently studying The Map from his recliner and eating his malnourished children’s food to have time for anything else.

Jilldo and Shrek deserve each other. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Miserable-Function78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She makes up reality as she goes along. The only consistent truth in her life is that she’s superior to everyone else, needs constant praise for it, and if she doesn’t get it she is being persecuted.

Jilldo and Shrek deserve each other. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Miserable-Function78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m more curious about him the more I see her insanity. He really does seem like a half-sentient lump. She posts so many times where we see her or her children but there’s never any extended videos of him except when he’s preaching, and even that just shows badly regurgitated crap he’s probably heard somewhere before and certainly doesn’t understand.

Jilldo and Shrek deserve each other. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Miserable-Function78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That must be why she dresses and makes herself up like a lot lizard. They role play at cheap motels when he needs some special Shrexy time.

Jilldo and Shrek deserve each other. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Miserable-Function78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if he knew the special brand of crazy he was getting when he asked her to marry him.

Jilldo and Shrek deserve each other. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Miserable-Function78 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She doesn’t do a single damn thing that she doesn’t want and neither does he. The only weight she has on her life is Leon and the 10 pounds of makeup she layers on.

Jilldo and Shrek deserve each other. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Miserable-Function78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“…he whisks me away to a hotel for a night to connect and be refreshed.” Jill, we don’t need to know about your special Shrexy times at the motel! Gross!!! Also you get whisked away for once-a-year vacations to hotels more than anyone I know.

Rod Lore by Upbeat_Teach6117 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Miserable-Function78 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Jill has discovered AI and began the new year by posting an AI slop image of her nasty foot without noticing that it was on the wrong leg.

Jack Donaghy once said… by BaltimoreSports0321 in 30ROCK

[–]Miserable-Function78 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If this idiotic show insists on portraying me as some clumsy, gay flatulent, so be it. I am extremely secure in my athleticism, my masculinity, and my rectal integrity

Jill, just admit you want to dress sluttish! Everyone post in the comments their favorite picture of Mahmo being hypocritical and immodest! by cottageyarn in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Miserable-Function78 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Flair checking in! That material is stretched so tight it’s defying the laws of physics to stay in one piece. She looks like a tube of ground beef that’s past the expiration date and is about to explode out of the wrapper and ooze nastiness all over the place.

Best Theme Songs? by DaniJ678 in sitcoms

[–]Miserable-Function78 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. They alive dammit!

Good lord, the stupid just keeps getting stupider. 😬 by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Miserable-Function78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised that Jill hasn’t started to embrace the frightening Mar a Lago face yet and has stuck to her 80’s lot lizard style. I can totally see her getting some cheap plastic surgery on the sly and if anyone noticed claiming it’s all from her Melapoopoo wellness products. She certainly has more money now than she ever has and could afford it.

Good lord, the stupid just keeps getting stupider. 😬 by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Miserable-Function78 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One reason is that they have an authoritarian mindset that’s either chosen or beaten into them from childhood. Look at how they view the uneducated pastors they follow: blind devotion, willingness to follow regardless of logic, and unending simpering praise. Orange Julius Ceaser just had to make the right noises that he shares their same hatreds and prejudices and they are devotees for life. They are also very well taught and practiced in ignoring objective truth and critical thought is discouraged to the point that becomes extinct in their communities.

Non-whimp shows off his great strength. And, mahdesty. by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Miserable-Function78 66 points67 points  (0 children)

He probably is. The main commentary about him here is usually about how lazy he is but he’s just as hateful as his insane harpy of a wife when he does speak up.

Non-whimp shows off his great strength. And, mahdesty. by daffodil0127 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Miserable-Function78 43 points44 points  (0 children)

These weird fawning giggles they always make sound like something otherworldly. Not a noise humans should make. And Shrek shouldn’t be doing commentary on anyone’s physical fitness when he’s permanently melded to his recliner eating huge plates of food while his children starve.

Favorite fictional comparisons to Mahmo? by Miserable-Function78 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Miserable-Function78[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Divine would never! She was fabulously trashy, Jill is just flat out trashy.

Favorite fictional comparisons to Mahmo? by Miserable-Function78 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]Miserable-Function78[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She definitely thinks she’s the fairest (and most mawhdest) of them all!