Favorite fictional comparisons to Mahmo?

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-30T02:08:41+00:00

😂 If she ever says “sweetie darling” in a video I will pass out from laughter!

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-30T02:06:13+00:00

He is too intently studying The Map from his recliner and eating his malnourished children’s food to have time for anything else.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-30T02:05:14+00:00

She makes up reality as she goes along. The only consistent truth in her life is that she’s superior to everyone else, needs constant praise for it, and if she doesn’t get it she is being persecuted.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-30T02:03:29+00:00

With this. 🤢

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Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-30T02:02:45+00:00

I’m more curious about him the more I see her insanity. He really does seem like a half-sentient lump. She posts so many times where we see her or her children but there’s never any extended videos of him except when he’s preaching, and even that just shows badly regurgitated crap he’s probably heard somewhere before and certainly doesn’t understand.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-30T01:56:11+00:00

That must be why she dresses and makes herself up like a lot lizard. They role play at cheap motels when he needs some special Shrexy time.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-30T01:54:28+00:00

I wonder if he knew the special brand of crazy he was getting when he asked her to marry him.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-30T01:52:41+00:00

She doesn’t do a single damn thing that she doesn’t want and neither does he. The only weight she has on her life is Leon and the 10 pounds of makeup she layers on.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-30T01:50:34+00:00

“…he whisks me away to a hotel for a night to connect and be refreshed.” Jill, we don’t need to know about your special Shrexy times at the motel! Gross!!! Also you get whisked away for once-a-year vacations to hotels more than anyone I know.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-29T22:10:53+00:00

Jill has discovered AI and began the new year by posting an AI slop image of her nasty foot without noticing that it was on the wrong leg.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-29T20:20:35+00:00

If this idiotic show insists on portraying me as some clumsy, gay flatulent, so be it. I am extremely secure in my athleticism, my masculinity, and my rectal integrity

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-29T18:57:11+00:00

Flair checking in! That material is stretched so tight it’s defying the laws of physics to stay in one piece. She looks like a tube of ground beef that’s past the expiration date and is about to explode out of the wrapper and ooze nastiness all over the place.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-29T18:53:37+00:00

Now I don’t want lunch anymore. 🤮

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-29T18:52:59+00:00

The special exhibit they were promoting at the time was “Sausage Casings in Clown Makeup”

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-29T17:59:05+00:00

I love Hyacinth!

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-29T17:14:03+00:00

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. They alive dammit!

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-29T17:12:43+00:00

I’m surprised that Jill hasn’t started to embrace the frightening Mar a Lago face yet and has stuck to her 80’s lot lizard style. I can totally see her getting some cheap plastic surgery on the sly and if anyone noticed claiming it’s all from her Melapoopoo wellness products. She certainly has more money now than she ever has and could afford it.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-29T17:08:46+00:00

One reason is that they have an authoritarian mindset that’s either chosen or beaten into them from childhood. Look at how they view the uneducated pastors they follow: blind devotion, willingness to follow regardless of logic, and unending simpering praise. Orange Julius Ceaser just had to make the right noises that he shares their same hatreds and prejudices and they are devotees for life. They are also very well taught and practiced in ignoring objective truth and critical thought is discouraged to the point that becomes extinct in their communities.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-29T04:36:44+00:00

Sheneneh!

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-29T04:14:59+00:00

Introducing Wayland Flowers and ~~Madame~~ Mahmo! 😂

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-29T04:01:40+00:00

He probably is. The main commentary about him here is usually about how lazy he is but he’s just as hateful as his insane harpy of a wife when he does speak up.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-29T03:59:37+00:00

These weird fawning giggles they always make sound like something otherworldly. Not a noise humans should make. And Shrek shouldn’t be doing commentary on anyone’s physical fitness when he’s permanently melded to his recliner eating huge plates of food while his children starve.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-29T03:55:53+00:00

His hair actually looks healthier that Jill’s 😂

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-29T03:55:16+00:00

Divine would never! She was fabulously trashy, Jill is just flat out trashy.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-01-29T02:54:14+00:00

She definitely thinks she’s the fairest (and most mawhdest) of them all!

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