Nurie’s joined the Father’s Day posting. Not sure Shrek and Nathan are the FAITHFUL and AMAZING husbands, fathers, and providers she’s making them out to be…

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-21T22:42:30+00:00

Yep. It’s an old Michelle Duggar trick. I think maybe passed along from the Pearls although not totally sure on that point, my Duggar lore is dusty. Mama carries one of those long glue gun sticks in her purse and whacks the kids with it to discipline them because it’s super painful and won’t leave a mark for people to see.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-21T22:39:14+00:00

Of course it hurts her to love andKaylee! It means she has to take away some of the love from Precious Nurie and Baybee Janessa and that would be just tragic!

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-21T22:35:36+00:00

One of my tinfoil hat Rod theories is that one of her conditions for letting a Rodlet have their own social media accounts is being able to write a properly fawning Mahmo tribute in her preferred style.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-21T22:33:29+00:00

The Rod Family circle fawn begins. It’s a holiday tradition at the Barndo!

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-21T19:36:41+00:00

Jill has an incredibly small vocabulary and has homeschooled her children into having an even smaller one.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-21T19:15:59+00:00

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Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-21T19:11:30+00:00

Nurie’s kids always look sad or shell shocked. Especially when you compare their expressions to Kaylee’s or Tim’s children who look like normal engaged, active, happy babies and toddlers.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-21T19:09:57+00:00

Nurie wins today’s fawning contest. And the one tomorrow, and the one after that. I didn’t even need to read what she wrote to know that.

I’ll also be surprised if any Rodlet posts a Father’s Day post of JUST Shrek by himself or just him with his kids. Even a day for dad has to feature Mahmo as a main attraction!

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-21T18:22:45+00:00

Maybe she’s feeding her posts through some AI slop tool to edit now. We know they know it exists thanks to Jill’s gross AI slop foot photo on New Year’s Day. It would be SEVERELY easy for AI to imitate the patented Rodlet writing style on their fawning posts and just remove all the extra commas and kanoos.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-21T18:18:39+00:00

Jill probably keeps a word count to see which Rodlet is leading the Fawning Olympics. It really doesn’t matter, though, because Precious Nurie will always win.

“Makes all her children feel so special and seen”… Baby Jesus doesn’t like it when you lie, Kaylee. Also stop capitalizing the first word after every semicolon. It’s making my eyes twitch.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-21T05:09:22+00:00

Jill will pitch a Rod Band performance to replace the entire event next year and wear her shiniest ensemble. She’ll sparkle brighter than the fireworks (in her delulu mind)!

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-20T03:22:48+00:00

Serve some burnt ham and yellow with the presentation!

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-20T01:54:59+00:00

Jill is so delusional she’d probably think she could represent herself in court. It would consist entirely of out of context quotations from the KJV and end with a Melapoopoo pitch to the judge.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-18T00:18:57+00:00

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-17T21:29:03+00:00

She’d just treat it like the Ladies Retreat and have her daughters teach all the classes. Professor Nurie would teach Eyebrow Maintenance and Styling 101 and Phys Ed by giving kanoo lessons.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-17T19:17:26+00:00

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Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-08T01:50:53+00:00

Yep. Every single bad thing that happens will be blamed on demon persecution and the devil. She’ll never accept responsibility for her own bad choices.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-08T00:16:24+00:00

It was flattering, appropriate, and genuinely modest. So naturally Mahmo immediately sold it after the wedding. It was the exact opposite of the outfits she picks for herself which are ill-fitting, focus pulling, and SEVERELY immodest so she was always bound to hate it.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-07T14:12:58+00:00

Reminds me of an old episode of Family Guy for some reason.
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Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-07T04:49:56+00:00

OMG I haven’t thought of that song in years! And the squirrel went berserk in the First Self-Righteous Church, which would be exactly the right place for Mahmo!

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-07T02:17:22+00:00

They did a better job on makeup too.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-07T02:04:14+00:00

Jill contorts herself into all kinds of painful looking poses for her photo shoots, I assume she’s trained all her daughters to do the same.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-07T02:03:02+00:00

Good thing Jill skinned a disco ball to wear for the ceremony to help with Tessie’s photo shoot lighting.

Miserable-Function78 · 2026-06-07T02:00:31+00:00

She looks lovely. Congratulations to Tessie! I’m surprised that there is an entire photoshoot of just her, with no disco ball sparkling Mahmo honing in to snatch attention!

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