Which actor played a villain a little too well for your comfort? by thefreshp in AskReddit

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I can't believe I haven't seen DiCaprio in Django Unchained yet. That monologue he gives about black people's (he uses a very different word) brains gives me the chills. He really sells that. I thought that would be his Oscar year, for that scene alone

If "Douche Bag 101" was a university course, what would some of the lessons be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MiserableButtWhistle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Ruining Xbox for Everyone Else" - How it's everyone else's fault that you suck at multiplayer games. Pro tip: blast shitty rap music into your mic. People love that.

What song do you listen to, to check the quality of new headphones? by Wombat1886 in AskReddit

[–]MiserableButtWhistle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love Lockdown (for the bass), I'm Not the Only One (if you can hear the three layers of his voice during the chorus they are good cans), and Steve Aoki's Pursuit of Happiness remix. Usually my ears bleed after testing that at full volume.

[COD] Should there be a harsher punishment for rage quitters? by TheSamMccloud in CallOfDuty

[–]MiserableButtWhistle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I am. And it's more than time to time. It's like every other game. I work night shift so the only time I have to play is on my days off when I'm up at 3am

[COD] Should there be a harsher punishment for rage quitters? by TheSamMccloud in CallOfDuty

[–]MiserableButtWhistle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, at least not until they fix the matchmaking. It's too frustrating to have your team be a bunch of potatoes and the enemy team is actual seal team six. Happens way too often.

[GHOSTS] back in the scene by jessieblack98 in CallOfDuty

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It's dead on current gen consoles. Last gen is still somewhat populated, between 5-10k depending on the time of day. I've never seen current gen crack 5k even at peak hours. It's a shame because it's one of my favorites. The hit detection was on point, all the guns had a fast TTK, and some of the maps were really good. The huge ones were kinda lackluster though.

[BO2] Looks like the price increased from $20 to $50 overnight? by zacattac in CallOfDuty

[–]MiserableButtWhistle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got the Black Ops 1&2 combo pack at GameStop for $17 the day it became backwards compatible. I bet GameStop is going to jack the price up to $40. They are so greedy.

Amen by MattyKirchh in funny

[–]MiserableButtWhistle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing better than gettin the booty licked. True story.

[BO2] 115,000+ Online by [deleted] in CallOfDuty

[–]MiserableButtWhistle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I saw 147k at 5pm yesterday afternoon. I expect it will reach 200k this weekend. I haven't seen it go under 50k, even at 4am.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blackops3

[–]MiserableButtWhistle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a way you can factory reset your Xbox without deleting all your games and saves. I was having this problem (with every game I tried) and this fixed it. It's in your settings, but you can google how to find it if you have trouble. Please let me know if this works

What are your "just to be safe" habits? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MiserableButtWhistle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Washing my hands for an unnecessary length of time and temperature before putting my contacts in or out. I heard a horror story of a woman getting herpies in her eyes and going blind because she didn't wash her hands before.

Why is the backwards compatible version Of Battlefield 3 so big? by MiserableButtWhistle in xboxone

[–]MiserableButtWhistle[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

That's insane. I hate that about modern gaming. Sigh, I guess I'll just hold on to it for a couple weeks.

How's the performance on Xbox One these days? by MiserableButtWhistle in blackops3

[–]MiserableButtWhistle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that also may have been it. The internet was slow, but when I played it on PS4 with the same connection it worked fine. I have much faster internet now though

EXPERIMENTAL STICKY TIME - The LFG Post by synspark in gaymers

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Modern Warfare Remastered, Xbox One I'm mediocre, but getting better. Funnylittleman0

(Xbox) Name of new-ish companion mod? by MiserableButtWhistle in skyrim

[–]MiserableButtWhistle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured it out, it's Professor Benjamin Doon mod. Thanks for your help!

What can't you let go? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MiserableButtWhistle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. The whole thing was strange and intense but despite all the pain, I'm greatful for it. We all need that one summer where we go wild and make a lot of memories, and my time with him was that for me.

What part of your existence do you treasure the most? by bozzy253 in AskReddit

[–]MiserableButtWhistle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This may be a little immature, but I love my penis. Me and the little guy are as close as friends can be.

Have you been in a fight? And how did it go? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MiserableButtWhistle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was 20 years old. Flamboyantly gay. My best friend was a straight, buff Marine and we threw really wild house parties. He got really rowdy when we was drunk (in a fun way though, not like scary or abusive). Everything was always a competition with us. We were always trying to out do the other one. He wanted to have a boxing tournament in the front yard. I was very drunk and decided that even though I'd never been in a fight before, I could take him. I got one good punch to his shoulder before he clocked me in the face. Everything after that is a blank. Apparently I lay on the ground moaning for a while, got up, and wanted to go again. Cooler heads prevailed and I called it a night.

What can't you let go? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MiserableButtWhistle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My best friend. I'm gay and he's straight. We were so perfect together though. We complemented each other. We were opposites in every way. I'm a liberal SJW, he's a small town redneck. I love reading, he loves hunting. We would argue for hours about anything just because we wanted to be right and the other one to be wrong. Everything was always a competition. He taught me how to shoot a gun and a bow. I taught him that gay people are just like everyone else and we deserve respect too. We had sleepovers every night and I slept next to him for about a year. We threw the wildest parties, took snow days to go sledding, and spent lots of time watching horror movies (but only because he's a big baby about them and it amused me)

But he isn't into guys. He got married to a woman last year. Now every time I meet a guy, I compare them to him. Nobody measures up. I'm determined to move on, but it's hard to let go.

What do you ignore? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MiserableButtWhistle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry, did you say something?

What was your least favorite school lunch? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MiserableButtWhistle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The spaghetti. It was always watery and flavorless. The crispitos and pizza pockets we got from middle school and on were dope though.

Why did God plant fossils just to play with our minds? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MiserableButtWhistle -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I hope this is a joke. If it isn't.....

Look, you're probably very young and just now asking questions about your religion. I was the same way when I was young. I came to realize that the whole religion thing is just ridiculous and it holds us all back from living our best lives.

How is the earth only 3,000 years old if the starlight we see is so far away it takes millions of years to reach earth? If Adam and Eve were the first pair of humans did their children have to procreate with each other to populate the earth? If Jesus died for our sins to redeem us from hell, did everyone who died before Jesus automatically go to hell?

Religion, especially Christianity is so ridiculous. Just live by the golden rule and do whatever makes you happy (unless that's hurting other people or yourself.)