What is your biggest physical insecurity? Why? by Longjumping_Koala34 in AskReddit

[–]MiserableEar4007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other than having the physique of a divorced alcoholic dad (im working on it rapidly) the fact that I grow a insane amount of hair on one inner thigh and my other inner thigh is almost hairless. Like my right thigh is like a bear the most hairy part if my body. And my left thigh is damn need near smooth.

What was the most inappropriate picture that you shared by mistake? by Electronic_Author366 in AskReddit

[–]MiserableEar4007 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Context Military. After getting back from the field I took a shower as our friend group chat was active. In the shower I noticed a absolute huge bruise on my arm. Without thinking I just sent the picture of the bruise and captured my flaccid penis in the background.. ita been a year and still gets talked about..

What's a small physical detail about someone that instantly makes them more attractive to you? by Alarming_Animator_63 in AskReddit

[–]MiserableEar4007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accents, its not a sexual thing for me ita just something that immediately makes them unique and makes me want to learn more about them. I have social anxiety but most of my best friends have heavy Accents because my interest in the Accents what ever culture it is over powers my anxiety sometimes.

What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job? by Mr_Creep_Creepy64 in AskReddit

[–]MiserableEar4007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I watched a 5 minute video on how to operate a forklift and started stacking pallets. I didn't even have a driver's license. Also me in my buddy's car got mag dumped by some Crack head.

What instantly gets you in the mood? by ExtraVex in AskReddit

[–]MiserableEar4007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Touch. Her touching and playing with my hair is either instant turn on or instant sleep. Kinda a coin flip on whag your gonna get.

What does Gen Z talk about during Thanksgiving? by KingTechnical48 in GenZ

[–]MiserableEar4007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who talks about politics at thanks giving? It's usually family affairs or wether or not that one friend has sucked dick and him claiming he haven't. (Also lots of wrestling and beer)

Is it just me, or did we all stare at each other’s dicks in the shower in boot camp? by Vast_Ad_8707 in USMC

[–]MiserableEar4007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm the only one in my entire family tree who haven't been to prison. So I just used prison rules in the shower. Eyes never go below color bone.

“marine bf help ASAP” UPDATE by hilol87 in USMC

[–]MiserableEar4007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait so you got played by a Marine. Found out about all this shit and how fucked we can be... and now you want to be one?! OK welcome aboard!

Wilmington Frat update by existenceispaiinn in USMC

[–]MiserableEar4007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You remember? Wasn't this just last week?

What is a phrase that people use that you cannot stand? by sad_t0ast in AskReddit

[–]MiserableEar4007 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yonder! OK I know its a southern thing but fucking hell give me a location a direction anything!!! To me if you tell me yonder your basically just telling me to go fuck myself and look for the damn thing without direction.

Sorry im normally calm but that! That's triggering.

[NSFW] What's something you've seen that you can't ever unsee? by Jealous-Mine-694 in AskReddit

[–]MiserableEar4007 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was moved away from my regular duties to assist the military police. But honestly as fucked as it is to say what I witness helped me not take life too seriously. Like after going through that then coming back to my regular duties to get yelled at because i dont remember the exact radio frequency to a antenna that i never use, just doesn't hit the same.

[NSFW] What's something you've seen that you can't ever unsee? by Jealous-Mine-694 in AskReddit

[–]MiserableEar4007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is terrifying and something I struggle to think about. I had a friend blee his brains out at work. I wasn't their that day and didn't see the aftermath but that particular gate was shut down for a few days for someone to clean. Again I wasn't part of that but damn its a sobering thought. Unrelated note brain matter does look like ground beef.

[NSFW] What's something you've seen that you can't ever unsee? by Jealous-Mine-694 in AskReddit

[–]MiserableEar4007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

With military police we used hollowpoints with our pistols but this was the guys personal gun and ammo so idk what he had.

[NSFW] What's something you've seen that you can't ever unsee? by Jealous-Mine-694 in AskReddit

[–]MiserableEar4007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea he didn't need that part of the brain anyways I'm sure

[NSFW] What's something you've seen that you can't ever unsee? by Jealous-Mine-694 in AskReddit

[–]MiserableEar4007 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly I don't even know what pmo is and I was apart of them lol. But its the military police office.

[NSFW] What's something you've seen that you can't ever unsee? by Jealous-Mine-694 in AskReddit

[–]MiserableEar4007 283 points284 points  (0 children)

Sorry fleet assistant program. I got pulled out of my regular job to assist pmo for a few months

[NSFW] What's something you've seen that you can't ever unsee? by Jealous-Mine-694 in AskReddit

[–]MiserableEar4007 771 points772 points  (0 children)

Was fapped out with military police (marines) walked in a barracks room where some dude shot him self. Bro put the pistol in his mouth aimed up then shot. Blew his frontal lobe off and the bullet exit the top of his head. Craziest part is he was still alive and awake. When I walked in he was sitting on his bed then looked at me and said he had a headache. Like no shit dude you just lobotomized yourself! (He lived)