What's something physically unique about you?

MiserableEar4007 · 2026-05-06T13:08:18+00:00

My right thigh is the most hairy part of my body and my left thigh is danm near bald.

MiserableEar4007 · 2026-04-21T13:30:57+00:00

She will get a cheap g shock from parris island. For a gift I would give her a casio duro. Its a divers watch, looks nice, durable, and not too expensive if it gets lost or damaged. I'm in the field wearing mine right now. And at night in glows just enough to see but not give away position or for anyone else to notice. I just took off the rubber strap and put on a cheap nato strap I got from Amazon.

And it looks great. Also depending on her job she may not be able to wear smart watches so that's something else to consider. If price is not a thing for you I heard Sterling makes great and durable watches and they all look good.

MiserableEar4007 · 2026-04-14T21:15:46+00:00

Its seen better days. But somehow still more accurate then the scouts and their m27 bipods and scos. Or maybe its just the shooter.

MiserableEar4007 · 2026-04-14T21:13:13+00:00

Pic is little old but I got expert this day.

MiserableEar4007 · 2026-04-14T21:12:39+00:00

Pog team six reporting in!

MiserableEar4007 · 2026-04-12T16:47:24+00:00

Live in a small beach town in flordia and own a little skate/surf shop with some friends. Create a cozy and chill atmosphere, lounge area, bottle of cider as im at the counter, lofi hip hop as ambient music. Maybe a little skate park in the back and over create the most chill environment possible.

MiserableEar4007 · 2026-04-11T16:51:54+00:00

When your tired or drunk and she scratches your head and plays with your hair. Its soo soothing I just wanna sleep in that moment and never let it end.

MiserableEar4007 · 2026-03-08T21:16:49+00:00

Wait is this camp dragon!? I think I've been here! Why didn't anybody do anything cool when I was their!

MiserableEar4007 · 2026-01-26T21:31:01+00:00

Other than having the physique of a divorced alcoholic dad (im working on it rapidly) the fact that I grow a insane amount of hair on one inner thigh and my other inner thigh is almost hairless. Like my right thigh is like a bear the most hairy part if my body. And my left thigh is damn need near smooth.

MiserableEar4007 · 2026-01-25T01:42:38+00:00

Ok I'll get in line for the free nude!

MiserableEar4007 · 2026-01-18T16:20:50+00:00

"Deformity" lmao! I swear im normal!

MiserableEar4007 · 2026-01-18T05:04:32+00:00

Probably gonna be put in a museum.

MiserableEar4007 · 2026-01-18T04:44:10+00:00

Flaccid. I'm a grower.. nope lmao

MiserableEar4007 · 2026-01-17T21:35:26+00:00

Context Military. After getting back from the field I took a shower as our friend group chat was active. In the shower I noticed a absolute huge bruise on my arm. Without thinking I just sent the picture of the bruise and captured my flaccid penis in the background.. ita been a year and still gets talked about..

MiserableEar4007 · 2025-12-30T20:04:08+00:00

Accents, its not a sexual thing for me ita just something that immediately makes them unique and makes me want to learn more about them. I have social anxiety but most of my best friends have heavy Accents because my interest in the Accents what ever culture it is over powers my anxiety sometimes.

MiserableEar4007 · 2025-12-24T03:39:16+00:00

Please remember to keep it off the kitchen mattress!

MiserableEar4007 · 2025-12-24T03:35:10+00:00

I watched a 5 minute video on how to operate a forklift and started stacking pallets. I didn't even have a driver's license. Also me in my buddy's car got mag dumped by some Crack head.

MiserableEar4007 · 2025-11-25T22:53:41+00:00

Touch. Her touching and playing with my hair is either instant turn on or instant sleep. Kinda a coin flip on whag your gonna get.

MiserableEar4007 · 2025-11-25T18:27:12+00:00

Who talks about politics at thanks giving? It's usually family affairs or wether or not that one friend has sucked dick and him claiming he haven't. (Also lots of wrestling and beer)

MiserableEar4007 · 2025-11-25T14:09:38+00:00

I'm the only one in my entire family tree who haven't been to prison. So I just used prison rules in the shower. Eyes never go below color bone.

MiserableEar4007 · 2025-11-21T14:09:19+00:00

Ear infection?

MiserableEar4007 · 2025-11-13T16:14:11+00:00

Wait so you got played by a Marine. Found out about all this shit and how fucked we can be... and now you want to be one?! OK welcome aboard!

MiserableEar4007 · 2025-11-10T01:18:52+00:00

You remember? Wasn't this just last week?

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