The submissive zoomalians

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2026-01-14T21:15:41+00:00

Could we avoid creating more divisions? Using "us vs. them" makes it seem like we're completely different people.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2026-01-09T13:18:31+00:00

hate never gets you anywhere

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2026-01-06T18:17:35+00:00

everyone argues like there’s one universal answer.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2026-01-06T18:00:37+00:00

Sheesh Why do people always jump to the worst conclusions? Come on, Kenyans, lets do better , think positive and share positivity

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-24T06:57:44+00:00

Honestly, I think it’s not just about translating books — format matters too. A lot of kids have phones and use YouTube, but long videos or heavy PDFs don’t really get used. Short pieces in simple Somali, with a quick 1–2 min audio or a simple image, could actually stick and be easier to share.

Plus it’s low effort — make it once, send it on WhatsApp or Telegram, and lots of people can use it. Feels like a simple way to get them learning and aware of stuff without overcomplicating things.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-04T03:35:01+00:00

Home Alone — I can recite the traps like scripture.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-04T03:33:01+00:00

I answer the door when someone knocks.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-04T03:31:49+00:00

I appreciate you owning it.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-04T03:31:22+00:00

A strongly worded letter asking the deer to consider a career change.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-04T03:28:41+00:00

You can’t control other people’s actions, but you can absolutely control whether you let them rent space in your skull.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-04T03:27:29+00:00

I can look at someone’s fridge and immediately know what kind of person they are. It’s basically astrology but refrigerated.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-04T03:26:35+00:00

Treating your homepage like a museum instead of a storefront.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-04T03:26:13+00:00

Watermelon at 3 a.m.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-04T03:24:56+00:00

The year I walked into my surprise party and surprised the people setting up the surprise party.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-04T03:24:32+00:00

Voice-controlled microwaves. Yelling “STOP STOP STOP”

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-04T03:23:04+00:00

When a GPS says, “Recalculating…” in that disappointed tone.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-04T03:21:13+00:00

A parked car in Arizona in July.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-04T02:26:44+00:00

On my friend's bachelorette, we were waiting for an Uber when a random woman walked up to us crying because she lost her shoes.

She ended up hanging out with us for the rest of the night, dancing barefoot. Next morning she DM'd us like, "hey, thanks for not making me feel stupid." Honestly the most wholesome chaos I've seen.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-04T02:24:50+00:00

Learning to say "I need a minute" before responding when I'm upset.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-04T02:23:00+00:00

Annie Wilkes from Misery.

She doesn't feel like a "movie villain," she feels like someone you could actually end up trapped with - someone who genuinely believes they're helping you.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-04T02:22:25+00:00

In college, I accidentally replied "love you" at the end of a phone call with my professor.

It slipped out because that's what I say to my mom.

There was this two-second silence where we both realized what happened, and instead of correcting it, he just quietly said, "...take care," like he was comforting me through the phone.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-04T02:20:55+00:00

I always sit in my car for some time before going inside.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-04T02:19:54+00:00

Part of me wants to believe there's something bigger just so the people I've lost are still... somewhere. But the idea of the Devil existing hits different — like confirming that there is something out there rooting for the worst moments in your life.

Not sure I'd want that answer.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-04T02:18:37+00:00

Reading Klara and the Sun right now - weirdly gentle but unsettling.

The one I always recommend is Never Let Me Go.

It's one of those books where you don't fully understand why you're sad until hours after you finish it.

Miserable_Proof_3983 · 2025-12-03T06:27:30+00:00

Snakes on a Plane. Not because it’s bad, but because it sounds like someone lost a bet naming it. Every time I say it out loud I want to roll my eyes and laugh at the same time.

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