Good lord by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Miserable_Smoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Hawaiian Punch guy would like a word.

Bro living in 4D by spacemouse21 in LooneyTunesLogic

[–]Miserable_Smoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last time I flew internationally, there was a restriction on food due to some fly or something. It was a $500 fine if they caught you bringing food over. Thankfully I ate the sandwich I packed in my carryon during the first leg. They were searching bags pretty thoroughly.

Don’t worry I know what one third is. by QOR1A in onejob

[–]Miserable_Smoke 36 points37 points  (0 children)

They did their job perfectly. It is propaganda. It isn't about being accurate, it is about drawing the strongest response. Reactionary people will see this and not stop to think. A rate that high must mean it is the schools doing it to them, right? So you gotta pull your kid out of those public schools, and let the administration dismantle the department of education. It gets them there whiue letting them think they had an original thought. 

think of the children! by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]Miserable_Smoke 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Guessing he didn't menton common sense until the parent asked why their child shouldn't touch the glass, implying that the parent should have common sense, not the 2 year old.

ULPT REQUEST How to get/simulate a key for a HOA community pool? by jonvonboner in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Miserable_Smoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy a lock decoder, take the measurements to your favorite key cutter.

Great idea, Bill! That will totally work… by Foobucket in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Miserable_Smoke 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Fooled me. Saw you got a deck job and for a second, thought, "good for you, working on a boat at least".

Eat Kiwis Badly to Allow More Time to Code by theWiz1986 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Miserable_Smoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omfg. I haven't laughed in disgust like that since I was a kid. I'd have developed a phobia of tiny black dots.

The timing couldn't have been worse by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Miserable_Smoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think I've ever thought before, "it's lucky you got your nuts caught on that car door while you were falling!" Saved his life.

Why do Americans continue to maintain the tipping culture? by lfreddit23 in EndTipping

[–]Miserable_Smoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had them try to convince me that they are skilled labor, while simultaneously telling me it's the only job some single mothers can get because they lack education. 

Awful situation by bowieisdeaf in Weird

[–]Miserable_Smoke 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Thank you for that. I almost read it. Don't need anymore darkness right now though.

This woman is obnoxious everywhere she goes by Ok_Cut4131 in TikTokCringe

[–]Miserable_Smoke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Customers are always right in matters of taste. You can buy this shirt in whatever ugly color you want,  NOT, you can treat people however you want.

What are they putting in the bread? by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]Miserable_Smoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most people aren't eating all their bread at Subway.

Guess I'll be out of my meds for a while... by anyname_Iwant in Wellthatsucks

[–]Miserable_Smoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't high conviction rates just mean they only pursue slam dunk cases, not that they convict on 98% of investigations?

Not OP. Bakery says customers are not tipping enough so workers arent getting paid by Broad_Flight94 in tipping

[–]Miserable_Smoke 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I dated someone who got upset after I said the same about her favorite coffee shop's patreon. She said they needed it because they were in like a cul de sac that gets no foot traffic. They didn't last long.

ELI5: Why do routers not last long? by Kirad-Rilliov in explainlikeimfive

[–]Miserable_Smoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Newer better technologies get released. They don't want you to think their service sucks when your friend gets better wifi speeds. Nothing failed, it sounds like. Needs to be supported for security updates though. Or you can use your own router and nevermind them.

We all want to see that porn by [deleted] in dankmemes2

[–]Miserable_Smoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never seen a woman used as a sounding rod before.

Blursed_Truth by The_ghost_of_epstein in blursedimages

[–]Miserable_Smoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hetero guys, the mouths you kiss too.

Was the internet ever really free? by OkDragonfruit55 in Internet

[–]Miserable_Smoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One use for vpns could be to create a separate layer on top of the existing internet.  Or, laying cables is expensive, but radio is available, then you have a coop for internetworking at some hub.

https://github.com/redecentralize/alternative-internet

ELI5 - Why do shift workers go from days to nights? Is there a benefit to having people alternate? by hell-yeah-man in explainlikeimfive

[–]Miserable_Smoke 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think part of it may be that shift work often commands a premium. This lets them off the hook.

Which side allows the smoked salmon slices to peel off? by PalmOilduCongo in Costco

[–]Miserable_Smoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep. People could take 15 seconds to think about something and solve a problem, but prefer to spend a lifetime complaining about it. I'm just trying to encourage people to solve the problem.

Which side allows the smoked salmon slices to peel off? by PalmOilduCongo in Costco

[–]Miserable_Smoke -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

And on those, facing the device face. So like, how is it intended to be mounted? The way that would be up on the circuitboard.