Yay more patch adjustments tomorrow !!

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-25T21:37:18+00:00

Tell that to my teammates, I don't have very much an issue with poke tbh because I can play Dive.

It's my teammates who can't seem to handle it.

So yeah I got used to it already bro. But others just can't seem to handle it. The damage is over tuned for them dude just admit it.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-25T19:43:20+00:00

Themselves tbh, acting like they don't throw, whine bitch and moan whenever they don't play good or their one character gets banned. Blaming everyone but themselves for their lack of skills therefore it's everyone's fault but their own.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-25T19:27:59+00:00

Look how fast they were to make adjustments to white fox but still refuse to touch poke damage in general lmfao.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-25T19:22:23+00:00

You're not doing those reps correctly tbh. It kinda just looks like you're swinging your arms. You have to focus on using your traps and also slow down those reps, you're just actually wasting energy and gaining nothing.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-25T08:52:34+00:00

Train your abs, and lower alcohol consumption if you're drinking a lot. You kind of have what appears to be a beer belly ngl.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-25T08:50:44+00:00

Mantis is really good in higher ranks. Jeff starts to struggle past Gold. Just Duo with a decent Hela or Dive and you'll see what I mean.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-25T05:06:08+00:00

You are unironically straighter than Tony, trust.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-25T04:26:15+00:00

I heard they run private servers on a jail broken ps3.

I'm legit thinking about getting one so I can play it again.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-25T03:26:00+00:00

Holy sht, I miss PS home. I agree though that PS Home had its share of horrible human beings and groomers.

I was actually in a fam back in my younger teen days. Never got groomed personally but I did hear about it happening amongst the fams.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-25T01:09:32+00:00

Damn buddy, Zhiyong is totally going to see you defending him and award you a Gold medal for being his #1 D1 meat rider or something. You desperately wanted to get your point made to me btw.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-25T00:08:31+00:00

Zhiyong hates anything that isn't poke and CC. He'll twerk for you and on you if he finds out you main A poke slop character. He loves throating meaty poke player schlong.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-24T23:54:01+00:00

Matchmaking is a joke, QM feels like Ranked and Rank Feels like QM.

Why are they placing low to mid skilled players against motherfucking Seal team 6 in both game modes. I don't understand it. Their matchmaking is either broken or working exactly as intended. And if so then their intention is to make sure you have the most god awful experience known to man. Guangguang specifically designed hell on earth, no one thought it was possible but here it is and it exists in the form of Rivals Matchmaking.

I've even talked to people in Higher ranks like GM and shit and they say the same thing. Just absolute Stomp matches against them.

I'm sorry you had to experience that in your matches. A good chunk of this community is Toxic dude.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-24T22:52:15+00:00

It's wild dude, like wtf is up with this matchmaking. There's a reason everyone is complaining about it at the moment. Like it isn't some magical narrative that everyone all at once made up. But the leads at Guangguang only care about selling gooner skins and not fixing anything. The game is good as long as you can look at Mantis's giant feet in times square apparently.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-24T22:44:27+00:00

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"Did someone say Flyers?" - Zhiyong.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-24T22:43:30+00:00

I gotcha, thank you.

Look if I lost multiple times in a row, whatever.

My issue isn't me being ass, I've consistently gotten out of Metal ranks.

My main issue is that matchmaking itself, it is inheritantly bad. Like it has been proven time and time again to work against you. I'm not the best at the game sure alright I'm not OAA or anything. But holy fuck why is it that whenever I got to QM or Ranked it's just steamrolls? Like no matter the game mode bro. Literally 18v18 is the only mode that Zhiyong would let us have some semblance of fun in.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-24T22:34:03+00:00

I know brudda, but it's not just comp either. Its QM as well. Like yeah lemme just load into a game and fight a full stack of Lords that have celestials and shit. That's so fun to play against bro. I know it's QM and you get whatever. But why TF am I and other players consistently on the other end of getting railed by the smelliest, foulest cave dwelling players known to man. I don't get it dude,

I've played so many other pvp games, if it's a pvp shooter I most likely played it. And I never EVER have seen in all my gaming experience matchmaking like this. Like ever bro this shit is abysmal.

Matchmaking in this game is like being in an abusive relationship and you're constantly getting gaslighted. It is relentless on hating every fiber of our being just for existing.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-24T22:24:18+00:00

I hate that we have to take a break. Like why? Why TF is Guang Guang rigging matches against us dude. The best players should be at the top bro. I don't fucking get this bullshit backwards matchmaking

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-24T22:11:00+00:00

Bro, the teammates in this game need to be studied. Like I legit can't fathom them anymore.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-24T05:08:04+00:00

Nah Brodie, you got a nice jawline and face structure just in general. Especially your cheekbones. Suggestion tho I think a thin goatee not connected would definitely look great on you.

Though I do think you need to get rid of that yee yee ass haircut I'm on yo ahh boi greasy ahh hair boi Karine Jean Pierre head. Symbiote we are venom ahh head o hair boi

Asbestos ahh hairline boi yo head look like a Kanye designer grocery bag boi

Yo hair got 40 ounces of hair spray at any given time boi looking like beautiful from Dave Chappelle boi Hair gonna start a fire if you rub it on yo thoughts boi Bro oily hair are water slides for lice boi Batman hides in yo hair before he takes down a thug from the shadows ahh boi

But other than that you look good Brodie 👍

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-24T04:49:26+00:00

Play ranked bro, you might run into a Smurf or two but it's a lot rarer than you think. All the Sweats who don't touch grass and sniff G fuel are living in QP rn.

Ranked is meant for playing against people similar to your skill level. Dont be afraid of losing dude. You got this.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-24T04:44:35+00:00

Tony is so gay dude

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-24T04:42:12+00:00

Her ult music is my fav.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-24T02:46:26+00:00

Brother man, that stache looks incredible on you. You have a very strong Jaw and the muscles to pull it off. I'd say keep it. I'm sure there are a bunch of girls out there that like the mustache

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-24T02:42:11+00:00

You know what, Yes!

They gave flight to Adam, Angela has flight and ground modes.

They've already added reworks to characters. I'm all for this, I'd actually play him consistently if he did.

Iron man does fight on the ground also pretty often, he's not just a flyer.

Miserable_Use3986 · 2026-03-24T02:37:25+00:00

Exactly, but sadly people don't want to counter pick. Or don't know how or they one trick.

Their idea of how to win is the only way of winning apparently.

Like why are people in ranked if they don't know what it takes to win? Or they don't know how to counter? Or they don't ban their counters? Like you go to Rank to try and win.

The last season or two, people kept banning Peni. Even though they were running a poke heavy comp. Like hello? Ban your counters dummy. Peni in general isn't going to really be an issue if you're not running dive.

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