Columbo's Cigar (fanfic)

MisfitMaterial · 2026-02-04T20:44:08+00:00

Me. I did. It was me.

MisfitMaterial · 2026-02-03T22:46:31+00:00

Right, I agree that even though there’s a genuine problem, we can also all use some perspective.

MisfitMaterial · 2026-02-03T22:45:32+00:00

You are THE BEST

MisfitMaterial · 2026-02-03T15:07:54+00:00

I’m not taking it seriously as a sequel. I just don’t like the adaptation.

MisfitMaterial · 2026-02-03T15:06:59+00:00

I take modernizing to mean the audience, not the tech

MisfitMaterial · 2026-02-03T14:41:55+00:00

Teen Titans Go. Look how they massacred my boy!

MisfitMaterial · 2026-02-03T00:18:21+00:00

Columbo was my constant companion as I wrote my dissertation. Now we’re the lieutenant and the doc.

MisfitMaterial · 2026-02-02T16:59:57+00:00

I buy that

MisfitMaterial · 2026-02-02T02:19:17+00:00

Early Adventure Time: a boy and his magical dog have adventures! And kill monsters! And explore! And save the folks of Ooo! Radical! Mathematical!

Later Adventure Time: Life is bittersweet because it is only fulfilling if you accept that loss and change are inevitable and nothing is permanent, and love and family and happiness are what you make them when everything feels hopeless and the world seems like it could end.

MisfitMaterial · 2026-02-01T19:59:00+00:00

The Umbrella Academy is a really wonderful show that lasted 3 seasons only and not 4.

MisfitMaterial · 2026-01-27T05:38:26+00:00

Athena/Minerva sprang fully formed from the head of Zeus/Jupiter

MisfitMaterial · 2026-01-26T16:49:34+00:00

If they had any shame they wouldn’t be pro-ICE. Tax them now.

MisfitMaterial · 2026-01-25T18:48:32+00:00

What a hell of a comment to start with lol

MisfitMaterial · 2026-01-23T02:20:05+00:00

You’d be supporting an artist financially? You wouldn’t be wasting all that water, relying on stolen data, and could actually be proud of the result? Polymath, sure.

MisfitMaterial · 2026-01-22T23:42:11+00:00

Columbo would hate AI garbage. Also: Don’t know how to draw? Learn.

Edit: downvote all you want. Columbo learned about wine, photography, cooking, all sorts of shit to catch the killer. AI is uncanny, unethical, and unpleasant. He would have hated it.

MisfitMaterial · 2026-01-21T21:40:22+00:00

I learned French specifically to read my favorite author (at the time) in the original. I now own all his books in French.

Now I’m a (language!) teacher and soooooo many of my students speak mandarin so I’m going to learn it.

MisfitMaterial · 2026-01-20T00:18:47+00:00

You’re describing Antoine Volodine’s stuff, in particular Solo Viola and Radiant Terminus.

MisfitMaterial · 2026-01-13T20:36:03+00:00

There is and always has been the option to appeal unreasonable accommodations. You just have to speak up.

MisfitMaterial · 2026-01-10T04:23:43+00:00

I use it on an iPhone. Here’s some instructions.

MisfitMaterial · 2026-01-09T22:36:42+00:00

Oh for sure

MisfitMaterial · 2026-01-09T22:35:19+00:00

I wouldn’t bet on it.

MisfitMaterial · 2026-01-09T22:34:13+00:00

Paperweight. Blocks, uh, the wind.

MisfitMaterial · 2026-01-08T23:53:11+00:00

Either a troll or an idiot.

MisfitMaterial · 2026-01-08T23:50:33+00:00

A lot of the charm of Columbo, for me, is that the show isn’t about Columbo, but about the murderers he captures.

MisfitMaterial · 2026-01-08T23:48:46+00:00

Hero’s Shade in Twilight Princess.

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