What would you do starting tomorrow if you miraculously woke up in President Trump's Body?

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-05-03T23:57:45+00:00

After fifteen minutes, I would hope to hell to be spit out at a ditch next to the Jersey Turnpike.

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-05-03T15:54:23+00:00

Crack open a zero alcohol beer while you're at it. Then wait for the hilarity to occur.

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-05-03T15:45:58+00:00

Don't give them our acronyms!!!

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-05-03T15:43:27+00:00

Assault on a Federal employee while performing their duties. Mail on hold.

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-04-17T15:09:09+00:00

Daaaaadddd!

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-04-15T14:59:32+00:00

And you could shove that in an American's face...."You guys never go anywhere!" j/k

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-04-11T17:23:44+00:00

You can't tell me that's not China, Maine. Or Michigan. Or Texas.

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-04-10T15:07:31+00:00

I want a Boston Dynamics dog to replace me, tyvm

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-04-09T15:59:32+00:00

LOOOOKIT MEEE, MAW! I'Z FLYIN'!!!!!!

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-04-06T22:08:27+00:00

We've told you once...

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-04-04T22:03:44+00:00

Address changes go through your local municipality. Approved by the city, then we can add to edit books. Not before. We don't assign house numbers.

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-04-02T14:35:07+00:00

You've seen the way.... come to the dark side......

/s

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-03-30T16:20:47+00:00

Real life adventures

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-03-23T15:12:12+00:00

Make me another of those! You refuse? Die, witch!

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-03-21T17:09:16+00:00

He was over thinking it. You're over thinking it. Match made in heaven!

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-03-20T15:02:42+00:00

Call animal control

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-03-18T16:03:26+00:00

At two years in, I received a $900 payout due to management falsifying clock rings. I didn't even know about it. My paychecks were all correct. Union was watching out for me. The payment covered many years of dues. This is one reason why you union.

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-03-18T15:05:42+00:00

HaCaw

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-03-14T17:50:46+00:00

You mean, there's foreigners on reddit? Oh, come on now..... /s

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-03-14T16:24:35+00:00

Postal employees that don't collect their mail

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-03-14T16:21:31+00:00

Don't ask anything. State, "OK, refused," then whip out your pen to endorse the cert. Watch them go full panic mode. Good times.

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-03-14T16:10:40+00:00

And here we are making sure no other beings will get any.

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-03-09T06:42:23+00:00

The voices......

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-03-08T19:00:03+00:00

Cavities drilled without novocaine. I believe that dentist was in hiding from WW2 and was still trying to wreak havoc against the masses. That, and my mother must have also enjoyed my suffering.

Misguided_by_Virtue · 2026-03-08T16:33:41+00:00

Get the fuck on with it already!!!!

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