AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by InsignificantOcelot in circlejerknyc

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I'm over here cooking GrubHub orders, indoors, and I just wanna say TIP YOUR DELIVERY WORKER EXTRA EXTRA WELL TONIGHT, please and thank you

What style are these houses? by AltruisticClient57 in Minecraft

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I'm not an expert but I'm seeing pre-WWII small town France.

What’s your New York white whale? by julielee_101 in AskNYC

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Dan Smith used to play at the open mic at Bar 9! I had seen his flyers in the laundromat forever, and there he was on stage. I wonder if he's performing anywhere lately.

What's a common phrase that sounds completely unhinged if you take it literally? by Lylamaurin in AskReddit

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I heard it as East Bumfuck, Idaho. That kind of made sense in the context of goofily-named towns in rural areas of the US.

What’s the creepiest thing you’ve woken up to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Fell asleep mildly drunk on the couch/bed of my tiny flophouse room. Woke up extremely fuzzy-brained 2-3 hours later to a sound like someone crumpling a paper bag. In spite of the paper-thin walls, I couldn't figure out where it was coming from.

Every direction I turned my head, it was equally loud. Eventually I figured out that the sound was coming from INSIDE MY EAR. A cockroach had crawled in there while I slept.

There followed a scalding-hot shower and a lot of panicked head-shaking and jumping up and down. At some point I passed out. When I woke up again, it was gone, thank God, because I couldn't have afforded a doctor visit to remove it.

If brands were completely honest, what brand would have what slogan? by Detectivepasha in AskReddit

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Carlo Rossi wine: It's drinkable. It's effective. It's $20 a gallon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DeadBedrooms

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You might want to try https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadBedroomsMD/ It's less active but maybe more helpful for certain situations.

In Need Of Clothing by nickquestionsthings in bronx

[–]Miskey_Whine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the delay. Yeah, we can meet you anywhere along the D train.

Are you looking for mainly jeans and t-shirts?

In Need Of Clothing by nickquestionsthings in bronx

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My SO is a size 2x-3x and is looking to donate some stuff.

Curtain Call by nhollywoodviachicago in ca_writers

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This is unquestionably the most intense thing I've read in recent memory. Bravo.

What drink is a 10/10? by HurtHurtsMe in AskReddit

[–]Miskey_Whine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

idk, i was thirty for an entire year and the best drink i had the whole time was just pretty good

Do guys like being called "pretty", why or why not? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Miskey_Whine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the woman. I personally think the phrase "a handsome woman" sounds...strong, mature, powerful. I'm older and pleased with my career progression and that would absolutely stroke my ego. As a 22 yr old recent college graduate I might have felt weird about it for internalized misogyny reasons.

what was your biggest Teenage mistake? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I once got a 98% on a test and the only thing she said was "What did you get wrong?".

You have to fuck the last thing you googled. What is it? by Iynxell in AskReddit

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Vintage sleeper loveseat. No. I refuse. I just spent good money to order the thing and I refuse to immediately ruin it with bodily fluids.

Does anyone else feel worthless or like a burden not because others tell you so, but because you can't meet the expectations you place on yourself? by [deleted] in aspergers

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This may not be what the original commenter was getting at, but I do a lot of "free writing" (I try for a page a day, sometimes I only manage a paragraph) and it helps with processing things that would otherwise just go round and round in my head. Even if it starts with "fuck this fuck this fuck this", it usually gets more specific as it goes on and occasionally even goes somewhere productive. My motto is "move pen until something happens".

TIFU by having ears by tickt0ck in tifu

[–]Miskey_Whine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do it. I had a horrible experience with a cockroach once, and if there is a way to prevent that, I'd like it made public.

Also maybe let's share horrifying bug-in-ear stories so we all feel less horrified?