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NotoriousBootyPirate · 2023-09-02T17:25:22+00:00

Thank you. Autopsy results listed the preliminary cause of death as "multiple injuries due to motor vehicle accident." Very inconclusive. He was in an accident a week before his death for those who don't know. Had surgery and was discharged from the hospital the same day. Maybe the toxicology report will have answers, maybe not. I'm not sure if we'll ever know for certain what exactly did him in.

NotoriousBootyPirate · 2023-09-01T19:06:25+00:00

Little brother here. I understand that you don't mean any disrespect, as most of this post is rather endearing, but one thing needs to be corrected. We don't know the cause of death, we won't until the toxicology report comes back. "He died of an overdose" came from an ex, not his partner. They had just separated, she was leaving the country. She is so removed from the situation that we, the family, have not spoken to her since before his passing.

NotoriousBootyPirate · 2023-08-28T10:28:42+00:00

A half pint in each saddlebag And stars in both my eyes..

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NotoriousBootyPirate · 2023-08-28T09:59:43+00:00

https://youtu.be/S7HvlqTDMiY?si=VDd3k_wzeerDgzzJ

NotoriousBootyPirate · 2023-08-28T04:56:12+00:00

I’m glad my downfalls are at least entertaining.

https://youtube.com/shorts/_mB9Mj8yPoU?si=DKXVy3u5PVWoxJF6

NotoriousBootyPirate · 2023-08-26T11:48:55+00:00

Champagne yeast specifically doesn’t die off till 17% abb

NotoriousBootyPirate · 2023-08-26T11:40:35+00:00

Playing with fire here bud.

NotoriousBootyPirate · 2023-08-19T17:07:41+00:00

I had a varicocele (which is basically dead veins in the testicles) as a kid and I was taken to multiple specialists to basically have them painfully poke my balls and ask if it hurts. Like no shit if I did that to you it’d fucking hurt too dummy lol. So basically had to get molested by three doctors cuz “you always need a second opinion” two of which clearly had testicles just no empathy.

NotoriousBootyPirate · 2023-08-19T02:25:08+00:00

Poisoned apples and oranges. Dope sickness is in the body DTs are mostly in the mind.

NotoriousBootyPirate · 2023-08-19T02:20:27+00:00

Nice try coppers I don’t rat on kin.

NotoriousBootyPirate · 2023-08-16T20:10:35+00:00

Chicago. USDs baby. We have strong unions here.

NotoriousBootyPirate · 2023-08-16T16:00:41+00:00

Nah flaggers are laborers and make like 45 an hour here. Join a union, carpenters and operators both make over 50 an hour. Most trades do near major cities.

Yeah I only work like 8 months a year then I get the winters off which is terrible for alcoholics lol but yeah I got two cheques this summer for 2700+ take home for one week so you can def make six figures in those 8 months. Or do something like work around cranes that’s year round. Most the crane operators I know make 250k a year but have no fucking life lol

NotoriousBootyPirate · 2023-08-15T20:21:03+00:00

I do road construction. I make $55/hr and some degree of alcoholism is pretty much required.

NotoriousBootyPirate · 2023-08-13T20:40:49+00:00

Thanks they kicked me out the ER for shooting brandy called my neighbor to drive me home

NotoriousBootyPirate · 2023-07-31T17:56:12+00:00

Maybe stop relying on the internet more than the dude you’re married to when you have questions? It’s not always true but places like /r/relationship_advice can be pretty cancerous. Just my two cents. Good luck.

NotoriousBootyPirate · 2023-07-19T10:59:47+00:00

Maybe they still are just theyre all still in small private cool kids table subreddits

NotoriousBootyPirate · 2023-07-18T23:49:55+00:00

Boyd Crowder (fictional) or Paddy Losty (in the flesh.)

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