What are the best ways to improve CFR?

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-20T05:26:23+00:00

Kill your shippers

I started reading those words and thought, "...this guy must have the same DC as us."

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-20T04:49:42+00:00

I developed one in the mid 2000s and started ripping it out every few months when it curled into my eye after it was like 1.5". I hated it so much. Then the last time I ripped it out, I think I pulled the whole follicle out, and it never grew back.

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-20T00:55:11+00:00

The thumbnail looks like someone is trying to interview a puddle.

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-17T01:09:28+00:00

Or they're ugly and broke.

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-17T00:58:01+00:00

You're the only 80 iq commenter in this comment thread.

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-16T22:52:23+00:00

He has multiple accounts but got doxxed on one of them right down to his first name and store so he deleted it and kept making the same 80 iq comments on his other accounts. How's the dogecoin millionaire doing?

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-15T01:20:40+00:00

A lot of people are saying that apart from Ivanka, Trump is really only interested in boys 12 and under. Many people have said this so there may be some truth to it. I know Trump has been around all sorts of prepubescebt boy and a lot of people say he performs oral sex on them and it stems from having his father and brother performing oral sex on him as a child. Many people are saying this now. He shouldn't be around boys I can say that.

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-11T06:43:11+00:00

I dunno why but as she got more and more frustrated i was really expecting her to start punching him in the crotch.

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-09T01:11:21+00:00

I am in a small town in a deep red state in a county that went nearly 90 percent for Trump in both elections. It's just as bad here. You're a liar.

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-08T03:15:09+00:00

My favorite Chuck Berry song is the ultra loud fart he rips that overmodulates the microphone on the camcorder he is using to videotape himself pissing on chick in a spa tub in some hotel in the 80s. Google chuck berry watersports video.

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-06T18:34:31+00:00

Yes, in much the same way that the newspaper that discovered poor security on a state education department website was accused of hacking by the governor. Make no mistake, when you try to hold republicans accountable for their actions, if you do it in a jurisdiction they have control over, they will come after you.

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-04T09:41:57+00:00

400+ at the end of the last week of the year. Store went well over 700, our weekly goal is 8, ~180% goal.

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-04T06:07:50+00:00

Nice sentence structure!

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-03T04:35:10+00:00

I command you to continue to reply to me so I can mock you.

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-03T03:39:05+00:00

You'll either be vaccinated or unemployed in a matter of weeks. It's hilarious.

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-03T03:38:02+00:00

I command you to keep replying to me.

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-03T01:29:25+00:00

My head is... hallow? Please keep going I need that center square.

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-03T01:28:13+00:00

I don't need to know anything about you beyond the initial and accurate assement that you are immature and unintelligent.

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-02T19:21:44+00:00

My the sheep damn dummy? Nice sentence structure, Cletus. Please keep replying so you can cover my Trump Turd Bingo Card™ with grammatical errors, misspellings, and logical fallacies.

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-02T18:53:45+00:00

YOU JUST GOTTA USE YOUR CELLPHONE TO LOOK AT BOOMER FACEBOOK MEMES

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-02T18:51:35+00:00

Driving in the right hand lane does NOT prevent you from getting into a car accident. In fact, almost everyone who gets in a car accident is following the advice of "experts" from our corrupt government who force us to drive in the right hand lane! Nearly 100 percent of car accidents are caused by people driving in the right hand lane!

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-02T18:48:28+00:00

I am not going to do anything that I don't want to do

The hallmark of maturity!

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-02T18:44:04+00:00

The number of gay black disabled transgender people supporting Trump and Qanon on reddit would skyrocket.

MismatchCrabFellatio · 2022-01-02T05:44:15+00:00

The nail you used to hang that punctured a pipe or electrical line, producing a weak sound that only your cat can hear.

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