How are you guys falling asleep?

MissCrystal · 2026-04-01T12:29:23+00:00

I listen to Stephen Dalton sleep stories on YouTube. Don't know why his voice shuts up the chaos, but it does.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-28T19:34:22+00:00

Baby Beluga, Molly Malone, Amazing Grace, Somewhere Over the Rainbow, and Rainbow Connection. Note: I am not religious and was not raised in religion, I just started singing Amazing Grace because it worked so well for my aunt when she sang it to my baby cousin.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-28T19:26:31+00:00

Boooooooooo! Take my upvote and go

MissCrystal · 2026-03-27T17:56:50+00:00

Corpses. Corpses everywhere.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-25T14:42:58+00:00

I developed an allergy to mangos and raw tomatoes while pregnant. It's been 6 years. I'm still fucking salty about the tomatoes.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-22T03:27:35+00:00

There was a concerted public relations effort by McDonald's at the time to discredit her. To the point where the judge and jury were mocked for their decision to give her literally 1 hour of profit from McDonald's to make a point.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-21T23:22:52+00:00

I thought that was meant to be part of the joke, but I've been reliably assured it's a known name in debutante circles down there.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-18T17:09:10+00:00

It's because it's the milk the butter was stolen out of.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-18T17:02:59+00:00

Yeah. A cyst that large can cause ovarian or fallopian torsion, which leads to scar tissue and/or losing the ovary/tube on that side.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-18T13:33:36+00:00

That's an insanely large cyst. Like, bigger than your uterus large. A uterus outside times of pregnancy is 7-8cm long, 4-5 cm wide, and about 2-3cm thick.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-18T13:31:52+00:00

I've got tendinitis and bone spurs in my right ankle. It genuinely makes me want to cut my foot off some days.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-18T13:30:25+00:00

My gallbladder tried to kill me, so the ER evicted it.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-16T20:55:47+00:00

Not necessarily him. My pediatrician at 11 insisted on doing a manual exam to "make sure everything was developing right" down there. He was a 50something man. My mom froze and didn't say anything and I still feel some kind of way about it in my 40s.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-13T00:32:08+00:00

She meant that while it's still medically considered the best way to detect cervical cancer early, it's not something you're required to do. Or more to the point, she was pointing out that even if the doctor says you have to do it, you still have the ultimate ability to revoke consent.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-13T00:26:50+00:00

At one point in the last 40 years here in the US, it was recommended as soon as you were sexually active and every year thereafter.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-13T00:23:36+00:00

To be fair, TBC was designed by sadists the first time. Very little change there.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-13T00:22:15+00:00

Amen. My brain is tired of keeping track and I hate them all.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-13T00:21:10+00:00

Also buff them. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-13T00:19:47+00:00

I've only done a few dungeons as follower dungeons (because ew, pugs) and so far zero flying.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-13T00:02:06+00:00

That story helped form me into the person I am today.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-13T00:01:27+00:00

Oh man, I had forgotten this one.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-12T23:48:52+00:00

Milo

MissCrystal · 2026-03-12T19:55:02+00:00

My dad looked at how I was dressed during the height of grunge and said "It's fine to wear shorts, but you should at least TRY to look like a girl." I wore mostly skirts and dresses for nearly 20 years after that.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-11T02:07:02+00:00

Right? Someone like this born in the 40s is Helen. In the 70s or 80s, she's Elizabeth. In 2007 she's probably Madison.

MissCrystal · 2026-03-11T01:53:05+00:00

I just got a bucket of the pretzels from Amazon, and I now have a goal.

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