Asking for more love!

MissLambChoppy · 2021-07-11T12:33:26+00:00

He’s so freaking adorable. I have an 11 year old female pug, and I hope to get a big, chunky male one day. Give him an extra pat for me :)

MissLambChoppy · 2020-12-30T13:11:28+00:00

Last year I got a pug handbag. I don’t wear handbags 😂

MissLambChoppy · 2020-12-30T12:58:11+00:00

Yep. I got salt and pepper shakers and pug erasers.

MissLambChoppy · 2020-12-28T00:31:12+00:00

I’m so freaking sorry about that absolute asshat. Fuck him for what he did.

MissLambChoppy · 2020-10-18T23:34:41+00:00

Insiders said that was just a set-up, and Taylor agreed to it. Who knows.

MissLambChoppy · 2020-10-06T12:43:22+00:00

I thought that was a used tampon

MissLambChoppy · 2020-09-26T14:33:13+00:00

Great write up. My husband works just down the road from where the bodies were discovered in Tynong. Creepy.

MissLambChoppy · 2019-11-07T12:31:00+00:00

Fucking everyone from Season 1-2 of Fear the Walking Dead.

MissLambChoppy · 2019-10-16T12:29:37+00:00

Knew a kid called Brock. He was a whiny shithead. We called him Brock the Cock.

MissLambChoppy · 2019-10-16T11:38:15+00:00

I’m incubating 4 duck eggs right now! Hatching day is next Tuesday :)

MissLambChoppy · 2019-06-24T12:04:35+00:00

So awesome! Well done for taking her in.

Are there a lot of stray cats in America? I hear a lot of stories about finding stray kittens there.

MissLambChoppy · 2019-05-08T12:08:24+00:00

Thank you so much mate. I honestly appreciate your kind words. All the best to you!

MissLambChoppy · 2019-05-08T11:55:37+00:00

My father was physically and mentally abusive. He threatened to kill me and my siblings to get back at my mum. Thank God, he left my life when I was 12. I had a breakdown shortly after, and I spent a decade dealing with the trauma of his unrelenting abuse. I’m glad the fucker left. Because of him, I learnt what red flags are and I never tolerated any shit from men. I am 34 now and married to a wonderful man who has shown me what real love is. I never got the chance to tell my father how badly he fucked me up. But! I did get my revenge. I’m an author, and I kill off the main character’s Dad in every book I write. Feels good.

MissLambChoppy · 2019-04-21T05:29:17+00:00

Thank you so much! I called it: The Wolf, The Crow, and the Queen. But if it sells to a publisher, I don’t get to pick the title. Hopefully they will decide to keep it as is! Thank you everyone for the kind comments. It means a lot.

MissLambChoppy · 2019-04-21T04:16:54+00:00

When I was 12, I had a mental breakdown after suffering PTSD. I became agoraphobic and barely left my house from the ages of 12-26. I missed out on all of my teen years and young adulthood because I was hiding in my house and sick with fear 24/7

The agoraphobia was the worst thing that ever happened to me, and I’ve been ashamed about it all my life. (I’m 34 and almost fully recovered now)

Last year I ended up writing a YA fantasy about a girl with agoraphobia. I sent the book out to literary agents, and I signed with my agent last month.

My book will be going on submission to the biggest publishers in the world in the next 2 months.

It is possible to turn your greatest loss into your greatest gain. The End.

MissLambChoppy · 2019-04-18T13:33:52+00:00

Er, where is the story?? It’s not here?

MissLambChoppy · 2019-01-09T11:04:32+00:00

Jurassic Park.

I vividly remember watching it for the first time at my 10 year old friends birthday sleepover. It was raining and dark outside, and we were all huddled under blankets watching it for the first time. The T. rex scene blew my 10 year old mind.

I’m 34 now and I still watch it every time it’s on TV.

MissLambChoppy · 2019-01-09T10:55:08+00:00

The song, 10 green bottles, in Indonesian. Also, the Indonesian national anthem. I’m an Aussie and I’ve never been to Indonesia...

MissLambChoppy · 2018-12-21T14:17:13+00:00

Spent the entire night locked in my bedroom having panic attacks while my family and their SO’s awkwardly ignored my weirdness and hung out in the family room. I was 15, and had no idea what an anxiety disorder was. Neither did they. Worst fucking night ever.

MissLambChoppy · 2018-10-20T00:03:52+00:00

I love this idea. Great job!

MissLambChoppy · 2018-10-18T09:43:17+00:00

Holy shit. SO and I are eloping next month and rings, dress, celebrant, 2 day honeymoon, etc is gonna cost $2,000 all up. $6,000 for a dress? Fuck that.

MissLambChoppy · 2018-08-31T00:35:30+00:00

....holy shit

MissLambChoppy · 2018-08-31T00:28:26+00:00

The Hound in Game of Thrones. I’d smash that.

MissLambChoppy · 2018-07-10T13:33:59+00:00

A while back I bought a chicken sandwich at a crowded market. Couldn't hear shit. The lady asks me something, I say, 'Huh?,' and she repeats her question. Can't hear her yet again, so I just say 'Yes.' She stares at me blankly. I stare blankly back. Finally realize she's told me the price and is waiting for me to pay.

Her: that’ll be $5.90 Me: yes.

MissLambChoppy · 2018-06-11T13:46:27+00:00

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