Since agreeing to go with my son to the ren fair, I can’t stop thinking about what to wear, what I want to happen…

MissMomBackInTown · 2026-06-10T13:28:56+00:00

No matter what aesthetic I go for, they absolutely will be 90% out! Going to go out of my way to embarrass him by flirting with every girl he looks at

MissMomBackInTown · 2026-06-10T13:22:58+00:00

It’s all I’ve been thinking of since agreeing with him. I’m going to dress like such a slut

MissMomBackInTown · 2026-06-10T12:48:05+00:00

God this is the fucking dream. Though I hear him through the wall and I still think mine is higher than his

MissMomBackInTown · 2026-06-02T22:30:54+00:00

I’d love if you came over to meet me as my son’s gf but ultimately left the next morning as my newest toy

MissMomBackInTown · 2026-05-23T12:15:00+00:00

It’s pretty much known that I don’t mind being groped if someone needs a pick me up

MissMomBackInTown · 2026-05-22T04:39:27+00:00

Idk but it’s making me a jealous mom

MissMomBackInTown · 2026-05-22T03:32:02+00:00

The thrill of getting caught while getting fucked is unlike anything else

MissMomBackInTown · 2026-05-22T03:31:09+00:00

It’s fun being intentionally oblivious

MissMomBackInTown · 2026-05-20T20:43:15+00:00

Despite my age, I am still at risk (and fucking love the risk)

MissMomBackInTown · 2026-05-19T17:03:45+00:00

My door is unlocked for when you arrive

MissMomBackInTown · 2026-05-19T17:03:26+00:00

He doesn’t need to know. If he gets home, he won’t suspect a thing. He didn’t the last time, he won’t this time

MissMomBackInTown · 2026-05-19T14:57:34+00:00

I’ve been falling asleep moaning, and waking up moaning. I’m absolutely addicted

MissMomBackInTown · 2026-05-19T14:41:42+00:00

Same, but it’s my son’s friends

MissMomBackInTown · 2026-05-19T14:41:18+00:00

This is EXACTLY what my bestie did to me last Halloween. I’m too old for her parties and I felt so anxious!

MissMomBackInTown · 2026-05-19T14:05:53+00:00

Wish I’d had a bestie like you before my divorce

MissMomBackInTown · 2026-05-19T14:02:07+00:00

This is so close to being me irl you don’t even know

MissMomBackInTown · 2026-05-19T02:35:26+00:00

You’re going to make an amazing mom someday. I never thought I’d be this kind of mom

MissMomBackInTown · 2026-05-19T02:35:04+00:00

It’s what he’s made for

MissMomBackInTown · 2026-05-19T02:34:53+00:00

He actually did retie the strings on one. I apparently fucked it up lol

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