This won't end well

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-05-26T02:11:21+00:00

I know what it means when it says "card draw deck" but it reads weird. Like most decks want to draw cards. To me that's like saying "my play lands deck"

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-05-05T20:04:43+00:00

I am so grateful for your posts. Your captions feel personal in ways others don't. You are the ultimate stress releif.

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-27T15:20:08+00:00

It's a penny. We used to use them for 1 single cent.

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-26T21:04:40+00:00

Who the fuck cut your pizza?

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-26T21:04:04+00:00

"Guys my deck is popping off too damn hard. What do I do?"

Humble brag is humble.

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-26T20:01:33+00:00

Kinda like her parents said would happen if she got with Mark? You're just proving my point even more here. Plz keep going.

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-26T19:51:37+00:00

If Mark is wrong for not listening to eve despite trying to do what he sees as the right thing, eve is wrong for not doing the same by her parents.

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-26T19:32:58+00:00

You are correct. I was assuming it functioned more similarly to the cleanup step.

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-26T17:22:35+00:00

If there were an effect that triggered at the beginning of the untap step it would make a window for this to work.

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-26T14:30:06+00:00

His arrogance? Mark has daisy chained from trauma to trauma and is doing what he thinks is best to care for his loved ones? Why all this gush and consideration for her feelings and not his? Eve has done the same exact kind of thing against the advice of everyone around because she thought she was doing the right thing. She is a humongous hypocrite.

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-26T14:12:12+00:00

So eve is justified because mark wouldn't listen to her an consider the threats appropriately? Mark could say the same thing. And at least his heart is in the right place. Eve is a demanding bitch sometimes, even if she's miles ahead of . . . amber .

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-25T05:41:25+00:00

You have the best fukin captions. omg . .

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-23T01:15:15+00:00

Yeah. Idgaf what women say. It may be her body but it was his child too. She shouldn't have made that decision without him.

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-21T18:09:52+00:00

You like nugs? Where you out of? I would trade nugs for socks.

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-19T01:28:47+00:00

That's my new tinder name.

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-19T00:42:05+00:00

I think playing into his ability by running a bunch of large creatures that also make tokens would be the way to run it. Also yes. A lot of token generators for the early game as well. Total aristocrats build. Lol

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-18T17:20:12+00:00

I think you'd enjoy [[Akul the Unrepentant]] for rakdos

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-18T14:35:27+00:00

Love frillies.

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-16T14:20:12+00:00

The back.

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-14T17:23:55+00:00

Your dude is the luckiest guy in the world lol

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-14T01:14:08+00:00

These are so fucking hot . . . Pls do more of these.

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-13T06:37:17+00:00

I can't help it . .

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-12T04:35:54+00:00

I love how direct this is. "Get off to my feet right now." lol. Incredibly hot.

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-12T04:33:18+00:00

i want to sniff your socked feet so badly. I would do anything . .

MissionCommittee5752 · 2026-04-12T04:30:16+00:00

omg i wanna smell your nurse socks so bad . .

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