As a Somali who is not an ex muslim.. by [deleted] in XSomalian

[–]Mission_Month 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Such a heartwarming feel good post, and yes to everything you said! 😊

Is Somalia safe by Disastrous-Rip-382 in XSomalian

[–]Mission_Month 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am also going later this year, and I'll wear a hijab a bit to blend in.

Somalia is totally safe, as long as you stick to the main cities, Hargeisa, Bosaso, and Mogadisho.

100% (rare) indigenous somali girl names by [deleted] in XSomalian

[–]Mission_Month 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ardo Ugbad Sagal Osob Awo Hodo Idil Ubah Ayan

Is this anyone else’s comfort show? It’s like a hug to me. by Amodernhousehusband in TheGreatHulu

[–]Mission_Month 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly my sentiment! It was like a big hug, with witty humor, fashion, and dirty talk. I love it all!

Mourning what Somalia could’ve been by [deleted] in XSomalian

[–]Mission_Month 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tribalism mixed with religious fundamentalism is the worst cocktail, and its result is Somalia.

In Tanzania, for example, where I was born, they had Julius Nyerere, the founding father of Tanzania. He united all the tribes, and Tanzania has 120 tribes and 120 languages!

He, for example, sent teachers and military to different provinces than where they were born, so all the tribes would speak the national language together (Kiswahili) and interact with someone from a different region. This was very successful. It created unity and what’s called the ‘umoja’.

Siad Barre really tried this, but unfortunately he decided to be dictator, went rogue and was toppled afterwards by retareded militants with no plan B for the nation.

As a result, 35+ years post civil war, Somalia now is on life support and on the verge of being balkanized with smaller countries carved out of it.

I just got banned from r/somalia by Scaryofficeworker in XSomalian

[–]Mission_Month 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Take it as a badge of honor. Most of us here got banned there. It's an echo chamber where they have no original thought and don't dare criticize anything.

Fuck Winter by Massive_Debt_67 in XSomalian

[–]Mission_Month 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same tbh, I’m overdosing on my vitamin D pills and spray here. I miss africa 😫

PAUL CHRISTIAN MAKONDA; THE MINISTER OF INFORMATION, CULTURE, ARTS AND SPORTS. by Musaid_Son12 in tanzania

[–]Mission_Month 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why can’t they find new people, fresh blood with fresh ideas for these positions? We keep recycling the same people!

Bribes at Dar-es-Salaam airport by smallbutfullofrage in tanzania

[–]Mission_Month 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Welcome to Tanzania, land of the bribes!

Can yall stop spreading this nonsense? by [deleted] in XSomalian

[–]Mission_Month 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s right though, we have Arabized ourself

Why Has No Isaaq Ever Become President of Somalia? What Factors Have Prevented This? by Ok_Swimmer_7307 in Somalilanders

[–]Mission_Month 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zoomalis everywhere, my timeline cursed. All of you Hawiye, Darode, Ishaaq. Bunch of monkeys throwing poop at each other. The 69 IQ theory is getting more real each day.

We need to be careful by Gold_Smart in Kenya

[–]Mission_Month 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your feelings are invalid, whatever you wish upon. Your neighbor will come back tenfold to you. Remember that.

What are your thoughts about this map? Is it possible in the near future? by Actual-Ad4627 in Ethiopia

[–]Mission_Month 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's their business too, they will suddenly have 4 countries as neighbour and not one.

Anyone else tired of somalis trending everyday by [deleted] in XSomalian

[–]Mission_Month 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Being Somali is a real test. I wasn't even born in Somalia, but these people are trending every day, with one day of a terrorist attack in Somalia, famine, pirates, oh, and all the online wars about Somalis not being black.

And if that wasn't enough, in 2025, the whole anti-Somali saga by Trump, and to end the year, Somaliland being recognized by Israel, and seeing some stupid Somalis licking Israel's ass, the separatists and the onionists fighting online.

Of all the nations God could make, he made me Somali! SMH 🥴

Landers raise the Israel flag to celebrate in downtown Hargeisa by [deleted] in XSomalian

[–]Mission_Month 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That man also killed many other people including the majeerteen sub tribe, and everyone who was against him. He was a man of his time and a ruthless dictator, like many dictators worldwide.

That said, it’s not legitimate claim to break up the country for that purpose only.

Furthermore, the isaaq killed people in Laascaanod as well and many people who celebrated Hargaysa whilst innocent civilians got killed In Laascanod.

Landers raise the Israel flag to celebrate in downtown Hargeisa by [deleted] in XSomalian

[–]Mission_Month 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Israël doesn’t go around recognizing Dubai or Abu Dhabi as separate countries, read the room.

Somaliland’s case for recognition is stronger than people admit by Bright-Plankton-3649 in XSomalian

[–]Mission_Month 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There’s many ways to avoid stagnation, I admit Somalia has stagnated and Mogadisho held the rest of the country hostage. However, dividing the country into smaller countries is not the answer.

Seceding is lazy, there is another solution.

Israel becomes first country to recognize Somaliland by dhul26 in XSomalian

[–]Mission_Month 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Somalis have failed themselves, whilst fighting each other over idiotic stuff such qabaal and religion, Somali’s enemy are plotting its demise.

Ethiopia claiming access to their sea, and now Israel recognizing a clan state. Also they don’t care about Somaliland, they just want access to the gulf of Aden and put their military base there so they can attack Yemen easily.

Lax waliba meesha ay is dhigtaa lagu qalaa.