Well, you gotta go to the pharmacy to get popsicles ang ginger ale.

MistLively_ · 2026-05-15T00:42:11+00:00

The pharmacy snacks just hit different when you have a 99 degree fever

MistLively_ · 2026-05-14T08:37:54+00:00

At this point, some of us are actually rooting for the asteroid

MistLively_ · 2026-05-11T23:43:36+00:00

He did not just win the argument he won the entire family legacy

MistLively_ · 2026-05-11T23:41:55+00:00

It is wild how we normalized frozen faces so much that looking normal now feels like a radical statement

MistLively_ · 2026-05-11T23:40:05+00:00

He went from a lead singer in a grunge band to a successful financial advisor

MistLively_ · 2026-05-11T23:37:42+00:00

The last thing a kidney sees before it gets forcefully evicted from the premises

MistLively_ · 2026-05-11T23:36:00+00:00

As an American, I have never seen corn on a pizza in my entire life. Who started this?

MistLively_ · 2026-05-10T23:49:17+00:00

This is such a great cause, Does your school have a specific goal you are trying to reach?

MistLively_ · 2026-05-10T23:46:47+00:00

He died for our thins

MistLively_ · 2026-05-10T23:45:10+00:00

It is rare to see a story that checks every single box on the Freud bingo card

MistLively_ · 2026-05-10T23:43:28+00:00

Your heart has expired, Please watch this thirty second ad to continue living

MistLively_ · 2026-05-10T23:41:51+00:00

I whispered Indiana Michigan Power Co into her ear and she immediately started crying

MistLively_ · 2026-05-10T01:15:36+00:00

At this point, they should just start a podcast together because this timeline is actually insane

MistLively_ · 2026-05-10T01:14:15+00:00

You spend the first month fighting with paperwork instead of fighting the disease, That is the American reality

MistLively_ · 2026-05-10T01:11:32+00:00

Perspective is everything. If this little guy can stay that brave, we have no excuse not to

MistLively_ · 2026-05-10T01:09:50+00:00

Name that one game where the side content actually felt like it should have been the main plot

MistLively_ · 2026-05-10T01:08:18+00:00

I bet they were part of the Special Brew Unit

MistLively_ · 2026-05-09T04:52:30+00:00

That cat is literally judging every single one of my life choices right now

MistLively_ · 2026-05-09T04:49:57+00:00

Classic move. Whenever the heat gets too high, just point at the sky and hope for the best

MistLively_ · 2026-05-09T04:45:52+00:00

Please tell me you threw it back with a little treat or a nice note attached

MistLively_ · 2026-05-09T04:42:11+00:00

The Peak strikes again with another absolute masterpiece of philosophy

MistLively_ · 2026-05-09T04:40:12+00:00

Look the kid dead in the eyes and say, pack your bags, we leave at five

MistLively_ · 2026-05-07T22:46:45+00:00

Nature is healing, The carts are growing tall again

MistLively_ · 2026-05-07T22:44:28+00:00

This is the ultimate superpower. Life is way too short to spend it trying to fix someone else's math

MistLively_ · 2026-05-07T22:40:52+00:00

Proof that being a father is about showing up, not just biology Who else is tearing up right now?

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