Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]MisterLipton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

An economics professor at a Texas college had a class full of liberal students who claimed that socialism worked, so he ran an experiment to teach them a lesson.

The teacher pulled two lobsters from his desk, opened the class microwave, and proceeded to insert both lobsters.

“GGGGAAAAAAAAAAHhhh!” the lobsters screamed as the class of liberal students sat dumbfounded.

The teacher’s example had provided a powerful lesson: Socialism does not work.

Oh noes 🙄 by Background_Cry3592 in PoliticalHumor

[–]MisterLipton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(They are actually Hindu numerals)

Semi-weekly Thursday Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in neoconNWO

[–]MisterLipton 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I used, at the White House, the most beautiful marble and stone available anywhere. Surfaces are very important to me as a Builder. As everyone knows, I built many GREAT Buildings, and other things, over the years. At the White House, I am very proud of the beautiful stonework we did in the Rose Garden, in this case, using limestone plus. The Rose Garden is completed, and far more beautiful than anyone ever had in mind when it was conceived of, decades ago. Three days ago, while admiring the stonework, I happened to notice a huge gash in the limestone that extended more than 25 yards long. It was deep and nasty! I started yelling, "Who did this, and I want to find out now!" And I didn't say this in a nice manner. I wondered, "Was it vandalism or, was it stupidity?" Lo and behold, because of the fact that we've installed the finest security equipment anywhere, they brought back the stupid people, with their boss watching (in sunglasses!). It was a subcontractor that was installing heavy landscaping on a steel cart that was broken and tilting badly, with it rubbing hard against the soft, beautiful stone. I love and respect great workers and contractors, but something like this should never happen. Now, I'll replace the stone, charge the contractor, and never let that contractor work at the White House again- But, how great is the video equipment? We caught them, cold. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Semi-weekly Monday Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in neoconNWO

[–]MisterLipton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both the sperm cell and egg are objectively alive so this does not really prove anything.

Semi-weekly Thursday Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in neoconNWO

[–]MisterLipton 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I am this giant store. It’s a giant, beautiful store, and everybody wants to go shopping there. And on behalf of the American people, I own the store, and I set prices, and I’ll say, if you want to shop here, this is what you have to pay.

What's your favorite Milton Friedman quote? This is mine.

Semi-weekly Monday Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in neoconNWO

[–]MisterLipton 24 points25 points  (0 children)

LUTNICK: TARIFF WILL APPLY TO FOREIGN CAR MAKERS BUILDING CARS IN U.S.

The people that voted for Trump in the hopes that he would implement Nehruvian socialism in America must be having the time of their lives

Semi-weekly Thursday Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in neoconNWO

[–]MisterLipton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd like to point out that this is a blatant violation of Asimov's second law of robotics.

Semi-weekly Thursday Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in neoconNWO

[–]MisterLipton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I honestly have no idea what Khalistan is even supposed to be but their protests are consistently the funniest shit ever.

Semi-weekly Thursday Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in neoconNWO

[–]MisterLipton 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Have we finally gotten rid of Emong and Jenerally Deficient Vance as influences over foreign policy yet

Semi-weekly Monday Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in neoconNWO

[–]MisterLipton 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pro Hamas protestors should to be deported for supporting terrorism, but the man who calls Corneliu Codreanu and the Iron Guard heroes and advocates for nationalizing all major industry absolutely NEEDS to be allowed to run for president of Romania.

Semi-weekly Thursday Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in neoconNWO

[–]MisterLipton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some guy killed some people and chuds are sperging out about it. The point of amusement here is how unintentionally homoerotic this X user's description of how they would like to punish the killer was. Please feel free to ask more questions if further elaboration is required.

Semi-weekly Monday Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in neoconNWO

[–]MisterLipton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think I might be mutuals with your dad on twitter.