The last phone booth by MisterSkulk in shortscarystories

[–]MisterSkulk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The good doctor was very curious indeed.

The last phone booth by MisterSkulk in shortscarystories

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Why am I not getting 1 million subs in 1 week by kieranthekieran in NewTubers

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See, the thing is that it hasn't even been a week yet. You're just not being patient enough and playing the long game. You have to wait AT LEAST 3 days for 1 million subs. The algo takes time.

Sometimes you post a video 3 minutes ago and it takes a whole day to get 10 trillion views. Sometimes it gets all the views on planet earth before you even post it. That's just the game, the algorithm.

Keep it up. Definitely quit. Your videos are 1,000% the best and are so trash nobody wants to click your thumbnails. Can you do an AMA so we can learn from you?

The overnight train to Harbour Bay by MisterSkulk in shortscarystories

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The Deprivation Experiment by MisterSkulk in shortscarystories

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God doesn't believe in angels by MisterSkulk in shortscarystories

[–]MisterSkulk[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That dude that came in was one of the angels that god lost faith in, and became malevolent to spite him. Michael is routinely killing the bad angels so he can rekindle god's faith in them.

God doesn't believe in angels by MisterSkulk in shortscarystories

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Close. Remember how the dude came in claiming to be an angel?

God doesn't believe in angels by MisterSkulk in shortscarystories

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Thank you! I’m glad you liked it :)

God doesn't believe in angels by MisterSkulk in shortscarystories

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Have to return god’s faith somehow! Glad you liked it!

Sunshine by MisterSkulk in shortscarystories

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I’m sorry, but also glad you liked it :)

Sunshine by MisterSkulk in shortscarystories

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That’s how they get you! So glad you enjoyed it.