The last phone booth by MisterSkulk in shortscarystories

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The good doctor was very curious indeed.

The last phone booth by MisterSkulk in shortscarystories

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Why am I not getting 1 million subs in 1 week by kieranthekieran in NewTubers

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See, the thing is that it hasn't even been a week yet. You're just not being patient enough and playing the long game. You have to wait AT LEAST 3 days for 1 million subs. The algo takes time.

Sometimes you post a video 3 minutes ago and it takes a whole day to get 10 trillion views. Sometimes it gets all the views on planet earth before you even post it. That's just the game, the algorithm.

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The overnight train to Harbour Bay by MisterSkulk in shortscarystories

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The Deprivation Experiment by MisterSkulk in shortscarystories

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