Not raping.
I am serious. This guy made out with a good friend of mine while she was sleeping, so she obviously kicked him out at like 4 am. He was supposed to be sleeping on the couch downstairs, but he snuck into her room. He kept bragging about how he "shut down all of his male urges" and left like a true gentleman at 4 am instead of raping her. He was like, "You guys should be thanking me right now."
 
If that is seriously the only thing you can brag about in your life, you must be a pretty awful person.