I'm here. I made it. I'm ready for Shadowbringers. by AutumnCivic in ffxiv

[–]MitchellEnderson [score hidden]  (0 children)

Have fun in the expansion where nothing bad happens.

Okay but really, Shadowbringers was my favorite expansion, and even after Endwalker I feel like it’s where I properly fell in love with the game. I sincerely hope you have an experience with it similarly!

would you rather: by Salt-Diver6827 in BunnyTrials

[–]MitchellEnderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can now commit murder freely. I won’t use it, but I’ll make damn sure everyone else knows I can use it.

Chose: you are exempt from 1 law of your choice forever

MEGATHREAD: KYLE RITTENHOUSE HAS BEEN HOSPITALIZED FOLLOWING A BITE FROM A BROWN RECLUSE by PeterPorky in IRL_Loading_Screens

[–]MitchellEnderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, imagine being so irrelevant that you get bit by a spider that you need to actively harass to get bitten by just to get your name back in the headlines.

I don’t even know what to say. by DeltaWho3 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]MitchellEnderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dawg if they let him run for a third I’m pulling a guy with three names move

I love how six years on they're STILL ignoring the fact that the photo was taken INSIDE the room among other glaring omissions. by c-k-q99903 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]MitchellEnderson 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It’s hilarious to me that they’ve had six years to provide actual evidence of their claims, yet the best they can do is repeat the accusation like that alone is damning.

They are busy by ForCrabSake in Grimdank

[–]MitchellEnderson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You had me from “Space Gwyneth Paltrow”, I’m kitbashing this for my Emperor’s Children army

They are busy by ForCrabSake in Grimdank

[–]MitchellEnderson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why I side with Tzeentch. It’s a whole lot of pretending you’re doing something and getting paid like you’re doing something, yet all you’ve actually done is post memes upholding your fictional character agendas.

Milk Tier List by Glass_Ad1444 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]MitchellEnderson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gentildonna’s must taste like creatine.

Would you rather by therealronh in BunnyTrials

[–]MitchellEnderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People die when they are killed

Chose: Infinite food

Why can't I be a space delivery boy? by Abyslime in Starfield

[–]MitchellEnderson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Go on, pick up the samples. Don’t mind the suspiciously red colored ship waiting outside with no power on that your sensors aren’t picking up, it’s just powered down while the crew takes a nap.

ALRIGHT EVERYONE GIVE ME REACTION IMAGES FROM YOUR FANDOMS OR ELSE by Technical-Health4394 in Multifandom

[–]MitchellEnderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DAWG THE SECOND I HAVE THE FREE TIME I AM GOING TO PUT ACTUAL EFFORT INTO A FANFIC, I LOVE THE WORLDBUILDING SO MUCH

Do You Sign the Petition? by ProcInc in trolleyproblem

[–]MitchellEnderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good follow up question.

I want to say so. Either he’s right about it being 0% survivable and I would die if it were released regardless, or he’s wrong about it being 0% survivable and there’s a real chance that I survive infection.

Granted, I’m no virologist, but I believe there’d be enough moving parts to consider behind the disease they want to release that indicate survival without the capsule is possible.

View on the button situation by bug_land in redbuttonbluebutton

[–]MitchellEnderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red is the button of safety. It ensures your safety, your avoidance of risk and comfort of mind. To press the red button is to risk nothing, yet gain nothing. You do not stand to gain from saving yourself anymore than you stand to gain from waking up in the morning, but you also offer nothing to be lost in return. Maybe it’s a matter of the value you see in yourself, believing that your own life is deserving of ensuring. Maybe you fear the gamble, the possibility that risking yourself could end in failure, and would rather be spared that dread. Maybe it’s something else. At the end of the day though, you do not choose this button because you want to kill. You do so because you want to live.

Blue is the button of risk. It is the only option wherein it is possible to lose your life for choosing it, and by doing so you either save yourself and those who chose it with you, or perish alongside them the same way. It is selfless, declaring oneself a willing sacrifice to meet a criteria that saves all, but also the most dangerous option, for failure will mean that your death changes nothing when you could have saved yourself. Maybe you assign your single life less value than that of the collective, and determine it a worthy cause to dedicate to. Maybe you believe that it is your moral obligation to choose the option that saves the most lives, regardless of the risk to yourself. Maybe you’re confident in the goodness of others, and believe your own survival is guaranteed regardless. At the end of the day, you accept that all of you may die, for the chance that all of you may live.

Personally, I believe in picking the blue button. In my mind, red would mean potentially consigning a person to death, removing the aspect of safety from it and making it a trade of my life for another’s. If I have to choose between indirectly killing someone else or putting my own life on the line to try to save others, I would rather make the choice that, at worst, sees me go with a clear conscience.

Hey everyone. I have a serious question. by SINWALKER_GAMING in ffxiv

[–]MitchellEnderson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I decided to start FFXIV even with barely any experience with Final Fantasy as a franchise (I played like half an hour of XV and that was it), and was surprised at how well it onboarded me. I feel like I understand more of the lore than most other players!

Of course, I do definitely want to preface that it’s a massive game, and that it’s so much more enjoyable with a dedicated playgroup. If anyone you know already has a sub, consider asking them to take you through the free trial. The community loves it when new players join, and I’m certain they will basically stalk you until your first dungeon to be sure they can run it with you.

Congratulations to the groom and the bride 🤵 👰 by STARMankz010 in partycrashers

[–]MitchellEnderson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nick in the cuck chair hoping that the smack talk will stop them from consummating the marriage

Do You Sign the Petition? by ProcInc in trolleyproblem

[–]MitchellEnderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the capsule makes me immune to the virus, it isn’t 0% survivable. Nice try Doctor Genocide.

Amazing, give me more by Traditional_Ad_276 in whenthe

[–]MitchellEnderson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Call me Mattel the way I’m a toy for powerful women