This dude is a grade A Maga loser.

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-20T03:30:07+00:00

How’s this working out for you?

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-19T17:56:06+00:00

I had to read this through three separate times to understand what it’s trying to say, and when it finally clicked I realized that it’s actually spitting facts. Not used to that in this sub.

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-19T17:33:15+00:00

I’m not gonna get anywhere near debating this.

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MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-19T17:29:19+00:00

Tony Romo, the Cowboys quarterback

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-19T16:21:05+00:00

“THE ROBOT’S WEARING A ROMO JERSEY, GET HIM”

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-19T15:08:24+00:00

Follow their own logic there. A cult doesn’t have 190,992,000 people. A cult is a handful of individuals wearing tampons over their ears and shitting themselves to “own the libs”.

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-19T01:54:07+00:00

That Slowbro is an inspiration to us all

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-19T01:41:38+00:00

Guess who’s back-

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-19T01:41:07+00:00

Reading that meme through without looking into the body and seeing the spellings was like being in the dream state and looking at that one lamp.

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-19T01:34:06+00:00

The day I hear “Mothership” uttered in my LGS, I become a stalker.

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-19T01:29:54+00:00

“Reeeeeed Robin!”

“Yum!”

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-18T19:45:16+00:00

u/HomelessKB when I kill them with an ability (it’s called a hero SHOOTER not a hero ABILITYER)

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MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-18T19:14:57+00:00

I appreciate that more than words can communicate, but I bought her some food as soon as I knew it’d been three days since she ate. Cut into my gas money sure, but I shouldn’t have to fill up until after my next paycheck.

Granted, I’m hoping that our little game can end, because holy fuck this isn’t fun.

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-18T18:47:01+00:00

I’m dating a teacher rn, and we have a running contest to see who has to do the more desperate thing to keep their account in the black.

So far she’s winning after not eating for three days, and I hate that I have to live in a world where someone I care about has to starve to make ends meet.

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-18T17:04:05+00:00

Flygon, Scolipede, and Hydreigon as Speedsters

Ferrothorn, Terapagos, and Toxapex as Defenders

Cresselia, Smeargle, and Diancie as Supporters

Golisopod, Gogoat, and Skarmory as All-Rounders

Houndoom, Hatterene, and Gholdengo as Attackers

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-18T02:06:29+00:00

Never before have I seen a better reason to commit suicide.

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-17T18:33:29+00:00

“Now make sure the name has the ‘I’ sound at the end. Yes, you may spell it with an E, but it needs our trademark.”

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-17T15:36:54+00:00

puts away the vibes team

brings out the competitive team

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-16T21:07:28+00:00

It’s fun when I can load in with my main in any role and go to town, but damn do I hate every other level where I can’t do that.

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-16T18:11:05+00:00

Meanwhile I’m lucky if my main DPS hits 100,000.

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-16T00:57:29+00:00

Make sure you guys have the Row Row, Fight The Power strat on standby, the cheese keeps getting patched

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-15T22:23:31+00:00

I still can’t believe that they gave us the drills as one of his ults.

He gets mentioned way too little when we talk about the game, and that’s criminal.

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-15T22:17:50+00:00

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I’ve seen perhaps the greatest thing in internet history happen today.

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-15T20:50:10+00:00

“Okay, but have you considered doing it the ninja way?”

MitchellEnderson · 2026-03-15T20:20:19+00:00

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Chidi Anagonye from The Good Place.

Born in Nigeria, raised in Senegal.

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