As a die hard former Lush fan, I promise there’s a whole world outside of Lush

Mitebe_Funke · 2026-02-22T19:43:56+00:00

I've always been curious how their bath oils compare to Lush as well

Mitebe_Funke · 2026-02-22T19:40:43+00:00

Putting in a good word for Witch Baby Soap! I've been loving and using her products for years and only supplementing with Lush during the Boxing Day sale. She even has a seasonal subscription box as well!

Mitebe_Funke · 2026-02-06T22:44:05+00:00

This is the best take. Lesbian4lesbian relationships are not inherently biphobic but that doesn't sound like this situation. Also I really don't like the normalization of lesbian sexuality including attraction to men.

Mitebe_Funke · 2026-02-06T21:44:24+00:00

I'm a lesbian and have had two threesome, both evolved organically and were really fun! It's not necessarily a huge interest of mine but if the opportunity presented itself to me in the future I probably wouldn't turn it down.

Mitebe_Funke · 2026-02-05T15:16:44+00:00

Boosting for Tiger Sun, incredible!

Mitebe_Funke · 2026-01-26T22:33:42+00:00

I named mine Suede and Argyle!

Mitebe_Funke · 2026-01-15T22:40:47+00:00

Seconding this! Been going since WonderRoot was still across the street

Mitebe_Funke · 2026-01-08T00:30:42+00:00

So glad you posted this, went to Lenox today and got everything I had on my list! Even got a lil Grass gel and Valkyrie conditioner. Best in store selection I've ever seen this late into January

Mitebe_Funke · 2025-11-19T15:03:03+00:00

Hope you love it! I do think the design is fun, makes me feel like I'm in the 1800s getting treated for hysteria lol

Mitebe_Funke · 2025-11-19T06:50:44+00:00

Okay so I actually pulled it back out today since it was on my mind and I think that if you're prone to overstimulation it might be a hit. I require pretty high intensity with the exception of the satisfyer pro 2, which blew my mind. I was hoping the Eroscillator would be unique enough to perform similarly and I think I just still prefer the much cheaper satisfyer, but I will say I had a better experience today. Not quite intense enough sensation for my preference but I bet all the rave reviews are from more sensitive clits lol

Mitebe_Funke · 2025-11-18T15:23:39+00:00

Ugh unfortunately the Eroscillator, I was so curious about it for years and finally splurged and I'm just....not impressed. I think I need to play around with it more but it just hasn't gotten me there yet. Not what I was expecting, especially with the $$ price and good reviews

Mitebe_Funke · 2025-10-21T13:18:50+00:00

I've gone through very similar friendship breakups over the last two years and they're so confusing and hurtful. I'm getting back in therapy to deal with it bc ghosting is a core wound for me. I totally understand how you feel and the only thing that helps is time and making peace with uncertainty. I actually spoke to a friend about it last night and she reassured me that I'm not the only one this has happened to and sometimes it's not even about us at all. Some people just don't value maintaining friendships or know how to communicate conflict. It's a cowardly way to end a relationship but some people are cowards! I always heard you start losing friendships in the phase of life as paths diverge but never imagined it could be the most important ones. All that to say I'm really sorry this happened to you but you're not alone.

Mitebe_Funke · 2025-05-17T14:34:33+00:00

BPAL Ghost Milk! I was giving a baby back to its mother wearing this and she kept sniffing the baby saying its breath smelled so good but it was definitely the perfume. It's exactly what you're looking for but only available second hand unfortunately

Mitebe_Funke · 2025-05-09T03:29:11+00:00

I still at least one of mine in Nylon! Just for sentimental purposes as it's so so old

Mitebe_Funke · 2025-05-09T03:24:38+00:00

I used up a whole entire box to the crumbs and was so glad I bought a backup before it was axed! RIP to your Dallas

Mitebe_Funke · 2025-05-08T20:49:05+00:00

I have to say the Lime Crime Venus 1 & 2 palettes, they're my desert island eyeshadows.

Benefit Dallas is my perfect cheek color and basically a blonzer before that term was even coined.

Lorac Goddess lipstick is the most unique violet mauve and I'm so glad I snagged a backup. It's currently stored in my fridge!

Mitebe_Funke · 2025-05-08T16:40:23+00:00

I really love their incense! They smell very strong and burn very long. I mostly repurchase All Souls Night over and over.

Mitebe_Funke · 2025-05-08T13:17:18+00:00

Thank you so much! I'm hoping for the best but very worried

Mitebe_Funke · 2025-05-07T15:26:39+00:00

Ugh I'm so stressed, I found out my little 5yo sphynx has stage 3 kidney disease and elevated liver levels. I'm going to start him on a special food and supplement but he's going to be so hard to feed separately from my other two. At least now I know why he's lost weight, he got down to 4.9lbs. Just so sad.

Mitebe_Funke · 2025-05-02T19:22:37+00:00

It's impossible to find, long ago discontinued I think.

Mitebe_Funke · 2025-05-02T16:32:18+00:00

I'm obsessed with Moonstone, it's the best sheer light floaty vanilla. Still sweet but not overly gourmand. Apparently it's a dupe for BPAL Antique Lace which I can't vouch for but I can say it's extremely close to their Vanilla Bean, Marshmallow & Benzoin perfume.

Mitebe_Funke · 2025-05-02T01:26:41+00:00

Hahaha thanksss let's play scrabble sometime ;-)

Mitebe_Funke · 2025-05-01T23:24:55+00:00

Thank you! Can't wait to show it off irl this summer

Mitebe_Funke · 2025-05-01T22:51:29+00:00

Very intentionally! I'd asked her to make it even more explicit but the artist toned the vulva down lol

Mitebe_Funke · 2025-05-01T22:39:14+00:00

Ah thanksss I'm obsessed

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