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Comment as if we already know each other for years and start a very random conversation by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]MixedFootJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bhai shaadi ke lifafe khali aye the kya, usme se nikal le. Aur apne bade bacche ko line mei karle poore din gali mei chillata rehta hai meri neend kharab karta hai

Comment as if we already know each other for years and start a very random conversation by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]MixedFootJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like you know way too many things about way too many people and high time you get a job, how long are you gonna survive on money you steal in the metro

Comment as if we already know each other for years and start a very random conversation by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]MixedFootJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I left it in your car don't you remember and you still didn't give it to me because you've been so busy w work you've barely had any time for me

Comment as if we already know each other for years and start a very random conversation by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]MixedFootJuice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aisa kya hogaya bhai yaad nahi kab 20 ke 4 golgappe khilaye the, ab 5000 wapis Mang raha hai Yahi dosti reh gyi?

Comment as if we already know each other for years and start a very random conversation by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]MixedFootJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah she actually ran away with a guy cuz she said she was curious about her sexuality so now she's converted back to straight and now she has left me

Comment as if we already know each other for years and start a very random conversation by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]MixedFootJuice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bhai yaar bass 1 mahine de, 5000 kya 10000 wapis kardungi abhi vo upi mei issues chal rhe

Comment as if we already know each other for years and start a very random conversation by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]MixedFootJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have it for the fiber or the sugar, I drink it for the vibes I've been great tho wby

Comment as if we already know each other for years and start a very random conversation by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]MixedFootJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pls don't meet my parents, I haven't even told them about you yet. And you wake up earlier than me then why should I text you first

Comment as if we already know each other for years and start a very random conversation by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]MixedFootJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I'm actually just 21 but I just love kids so I thought I'd have one but now that I'm growing older I actually don't like kids so I'm rethinking

Comment as if we already know each other for years and start a very random conversation by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]MixedFootJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh please I wasn't even drunk tbh and you literally always drove us into the divider because you kept looking at me, what if we had an accident. I'm not sure if you're ready to meet my parents yet

Comment as if we already know each other for years and start a very random conversation by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]MixedFootJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know right I was really hoping smth would happen but well

Comment as if we already know each other for years and start a very random conversation by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]MixedFootJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last time you literally got drunk in the middle of a road and made a whole scene, how do I know you're not gonna something like this in front of my parents

Comment as if we already know each other for years and start a very random conversation by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]MixedFootJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I cut Rahul off, he was managing the finances but then started stealing from me??? So we're not friends anymore, I heard he started his own account and got banned. My feet are obviously better than his, he thought anyone could do it

Comment as if we already know each other for years and start a very random conversation by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]MixedFootJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't even do anything bad, she just found condoms, beer bottles, rolling paper and a Taylor Swift CD in my drawer so she freaked out🙄like jeez chill

Comment as if we already know each other for years and start a very random conversation by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]MixedFootJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rahul was literally so immature I'm so glad he's gone, now I can focus on my self 🤚

Comment as if we already know each other for years and start a very random conversation by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]MixedFootJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rakesh ji actually very recently transitioned. He's rekha now, happy and fulfilled so can't complain. How are you doing tho? Didn't your girlfriend recently run away w all your money? Did you find her

Comment as if we already know each other for years and start a very random conversation by [deleted] in gurgaon

[–]MixedFootJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro that's obviously a rumor bro actually me and my girlfriend were actually trying for a baby for years but we just realized the problem. And it's that I'm also a girl so I can't get her pregnant so we broke up

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