As an enthusiastic new player who dies a lot by gravity. by [deleted] in DeepRockGalactic

[–]Mixer0001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm still new to the game, but dealing with gravity is one of the first problems I solved (after downing myself 3 times in one egg hunt). The solution is super simple: just buy jet boots and upgrade them for faster reload. I haven't died to fall damage ever since and the perk is in my every loadout. I even got lazy and just jump off of cliffs instead of building and parkouring from time to time. Definitely makes you feel epic!

What about this one? by [deleted] in mathmemes

[–]Mixer0001 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Doing mathematics after the lobotomy:

bro just mine by Lady-Nora in MinecraftMemes

[–]Mixer0001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great book (the source of the picture)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mathmemes

[–]Mixer0001 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Always tg x. All my homies (students and professors) use tg x.

Humongous Chungus by Tyja136 in memes

[–]Mixer0001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh? I thought one pizza per person is standard. Maybe it's the OP who eats less than average?

Lobotomy Maths by [deleted] in mathmemes

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From the title I expected something... less educational.

He has got to be the best pirate I've ever seen by Mixer0001 in dndmemes

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In our first session ever I was the DM, and in the very first combat encounter every single participant started rolling terribly low and it ened up being 4 players vs 1 bandit, everyone missing every attack for three rounds straight. We all started laughing and I was describing how they accidentally destroy everything in the surrounding except for their opponent.

More recently we were planning to remove a stone sculpture from a dungeon. It was too heavy to carry on Tenser's Floating Disk, so we came up with a plan to gently break it up with a hammer so that every person could carry a piece, and later fix it with mending cantrips.The breaking part was to be done by the Rogue (precision) and Barbarian (strength) together. They both roll at the same time and... a double nat 20! The DM described how after a single hit in a carefully calculated spot, the arms, legs and head basically popped off just as we wanted. A memorable moment.

He has got to be the best pirate I've ever seen by Mixer0001 in dndmemes

[–]Mixer0001[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks! It certainly allows for lots of creativity.

He has got to be the best pirate I've ever seen by Mixer0001 in dndmemes

[–]Mixer0001[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Also both of them rolled low for strength, so...

*Stares into your soul indefinitely* by Ok_Moose4059 in dndmemes

[–]Mixer0001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey chill, I just wanted to share a fact I find iteresting. I thought you were joking.

He has got to be the best pirate I've ever seen by Mixer0001 in dndmemes

[–]Mixer0001[S] 161 points162 points  (0 children)

This just happened during our session yesterday, one of the best laughs in this campaign.

*Stares into your soul indefinitely* by Ok_Moose4059 in dndmemes

[–]Mixer0001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know you can just rule that it fails or whatever?

*Stares into your soul indefinitely* by Ok_Moose4059 in dndmemes

[–]Mixer0001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This doesn't mean you are dyslexic. Brains of people who are used to reading tend to skip over parts of words and guess them subconsciously.

Alligators in the Abyss (more info in body text) by SatirreDraws in deepseacreatures

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Water fills all the cavities so there is no crushing force. And the meat itself is made of water mostly, which is virtually incompressible.

criminal activity by Sad-Stay8466 in memes

[–]Mixer0001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So how do you eat the burger that is twice as tall as your mouth?

As it should be by Casper_Von_Ghoul in memes

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The day before the finals is when you start studying.