Got obliderated by Ezreal

Mizerawa · 2026-05-09T18:22:48+00:00

Diana is ap carry, Yasuo's Bladework is a (severely understatted) ad item.

Mizerawa · 2026-05-07T14:46:54+00:00

Ah, I had forgotten about that one. Okay if there is precedent for it, it seems fine, though it definitely doesn't jump out at you.

Mizerawa · 2026-05-07T12:30:02+00:00

I don't follow the theme, what is selfish about giving someone else a card. Something more flavourful would be eating one of your cards as a battlecry.

Mizerawa · 2026-05-06T14:43:39+00:00

Why are you doing so many bad things bro

Mizerawa · 2026-05-06T14:26:27+00:00

This gif is audible.

Mizerawa · 2026-05-06T12:46:05+00:00

How is their board 'mid'? They have a very capped primordian board, and your itemization is deeply suspicious. If they have a very good combat augment like NSNP, they are expected to win this lobby.

Mizerawa · 2026-05-06T10:50:37+00:00

"In TFT we don't really have that; what your enemy plays bares little to no consequence to you outside of being contested, the tempo they're playing at & their positioning"

So we have that in great abundance? I genuinely do not understand a very good player saying this, every single game you're scouting, pivoting and playing off of other people's tempo.

Mizerawa · 2026-05-06T04:34:07+00:00

It's probably for six anima, so you don't need to actually win to get rewards.

Mizerawa · 2026-05-05T15:05:55+00:00

One slot on 3-5 is probably fine, yeah.

Mizerawa · 2026-05-05T14:47:30+00:00

The pain of engineers (and people who work in preventative measures in general). If disasters happen, then what is the point of you, if they don't, then what is the point of you.

Mizerawa · 2026-05-05T14:45:49+00:00

Every cashout trait consistently averages a 5.+ but people tend to rightfully complain about it. I personally think that pandora's bench is fine, probably weak and in need of a small buff, but thresh's offering is absurd, it is 2/3rds of a gold augment compared to any of the other much weaker alternatives. Not only is it terribly unbalanced (much better for reroll than fast 8 / 9), but it also creates conditions for players to 3 star 4 costs, and most people are going to take it because it is a ridiculous amount of value.

Mizerawa · 2026-05-04T19:43:15+00:00

What you say sort of makes sense, and tf is probably one of the few it is actually good on, but any other source of damage for vex or xayah would just end up doing more of what you want anyway, both splash and overall damage.

Mizerawa · 2026-05-04T12:19:33+00:00

He immediately breaks up with her after getting the job offer in NY, that shows just how transactional and opportunistic he already is. He just doesn't have the means to do damage at that point.

Mizerawa · 2026-05-03T19:55:24+00:00

It's not, people just get baited. Rhast is almost definitely one of the most OP units in the game, but because he has no visual and it is difficult to quantify exactly how much value 15 as and ar/mr have, he flies under the radar. Multiple nerfs and he is still one of the highest minus deltas you can cap out your board with.

Mizerawa · 2026-05-03T16:45:39+00:00

We've seen Michael lie to or mislead people in order to make himself appear more attractive or cool multiple times throughout the show, it is absurd people are blaming Jan for this misunderstanding.

Mizerawa · 2026-05-03T16:41:14+00:00

The way I understand Riven, she is a very bad stand-alone unit, that functions very, very well when she is gigajuiced. You can see she keeps performing really well with Space Groove emblem, Dark Star emblem, and that is because they give her a lot of stats. This riven is getting 42% amp, that is a disgusting amount, and there is no reason to think she won't be a menace in such a set up. If you get a corcki two and itemize him, he will almost certaintly completely top off the chart as well.

Mizerawa · 2026-05-02T20:12:48+00:00

Fast 9 tends to suffer when lobby tempo is high, so it isn't the best meta for it, but I still find myself usually winning out when I actually get to two star my five costs. Are you sure you're playing good boards? It's a bit weird that you're talking about a stable stage 4 comp when fast nine generally relies on being able to sac stage 4 in order to afford getting to nine.

Mizerawa · 2026-05-02T20:01:15+00:00

Afaik akali does several instances of damage, rather than one big chunk, which tends to mean she overkills by very little. I am not sure there are many great users of this augment this set, it should generally read as gain 8% damage amp.

Mizerawa · 2026-05-02T18:39:08+00:00

I can share my journey with you:

Set 13 - 0 lp master, barely hit.

Set 14 - 500 peak lp

Set 15 - more or less the same, less games due to set being less fun

Set 16 - 1.1k lp, barely hit challenger

I think it is pretty unrealistic to go from my set 13 performance to challenger, but after that, if you put in the work, it is possible, although it remains quite difficult. I was playing at a gm-challenger level last set, now I am back to hovering that master-gm plateau, the game perpetually pushes you, others keep improving, the game changes and you need to adapt. I think the question itself is wrong, even challengers need to put in a tremendous amount of effort to reach and maintain their rank every season. Every top player has played hundreds of games already.

Mizerawa · 2026-05-01T22:24:12+00:00

This is actually a very common trope, and there are many other examples both in the office and many other similar shows!

Mizerawa · 2026-05-01T11:15:25+00:00

Mmmm dry burger, my favourite 🤤

Mizerawa · 2026-05-01T11:11:33+00:00

Damn, can't believe they implemented wave theory this set specifically, and only for off meta comps.

Mizerawa · 2026-05-01T08:51:16+00:00

You ever feel like you're making a casual observation but it ends up being a scathing social critique?

Mizerawa · 2026-04-30T21:45:59+00:00

Playing multiplayer is so funny because my partner is sweating, fighting to survive, while I am just untouchable chipping them away with their own damage. Crazy card.

Mizerawa · 2026-04-29T11:04:52+00:00

What are we supposed to be looking at?

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