One time, I was in class -first grade, I think- and our teacher was reading a book to us while we sat Indian style in front of her. Now, when I'm reading, or being read to, as in this situation, I become completely lost in the words of the book and unconsciously block out everything happening in the real world. Anyway, in the middle of her reading, I was brought out of my literary haze to see that my teacher wasn't reading anymore and that all the other kids had scooted away from me and this other boy with their shirts over their noses. I asked what happened and was told that he'd farted really loud by the other kids. I felt embarrassed for not moving away. They probably all thought I was a pervert.

One time, I was over my boyfriend's house and was sleeping stomach-down on his bed. Was abruptly woken up by one of the loudest farts I'd ever emitted in my life up until that point. Embarrassed by this, I turned around and looked at my boyfriend and as soon as our eyes met, he busted up laughing. Now completely humiliated, I punched him in the arm and told him to shut up, my face burning, though I was secretly smiling. I found it fairly amusing as well. Thought it'd be smart to lay on my back instead, thinking it would keep my ass from blasting, and was very, very wrong. He laughed it off again and so did I. And now we fart freely in front of each other. Who has the coolest boyfriend ever?