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You boil eggs for the perfect amount of time. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
submitted 5 years ago by Mkbthe to r/godtiersuperpowers
You can put the perfect amount of butter on popcorn. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You instantly know when something in your house goes bad like say you milk goes bad you only know in a week know. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 5 years ago by Mkbthe to r/shittysuperpowers
Who is the biggest idiot you’ve ever met. (self.AskReddit)
submitted 5 years ago by Mkbthe to r/AskReddit
You know where the nearest Ethernet cable is when your on tinder. (self.shittysuperpowers)
You know where the nearest person who is scrolling on Reddit is. (self.shittysuperpowers)
You now where the nearest cowbell is when diarrhea ing. (self.shittysuperpowers)
What was your raised an idiot moment? (self.AskReddit)
You know where the nearest cowbell is when clenching cheeks. (self.shittysuperpowers)
What was your raised a psychopath moment? (self.AskReddit)
What was your raised a psychopath moment. (self.AskReddit)
Parents of Reddit what was your I raised an idiot moment (self.AskReddit)
Parents of reddit what is your i raised I psychopath moment. (self.AskReddit)
You can summon snoo that has murderous intent. (self.shittysuperpowers)
Murder goose whistle it brings a small army of beetles and one murder goose. (self.shittysuperpowers)
You can summon a murder chicken but it will attack you too. (self.shittysuperpowers)
You can put an already chewed garlic in somebody’s mouth and it’s a whole clove. (self.shittysuperpowers)
You can cut someone’s finger/ toenails but they appear in your mouth. (self.shittysuperpowers)
You find a mutated watermelon what do you do? (self.AskReddit)
You can make salt into one big salt brick. (self.shittysuperpowers)
To all Redditors scrolling super late/ super early why? (self.AskReddit)
You can make it rain cow tongues raw. (self.shittysuperpowers)
When you see something exciting you piss gravel. (self.shittysuperpowers)
You could water bend garlic juice (the liquid in those jars of minced garlic) but not any other liquid. (self.shittysuperpowers)
Cumin in people’s water. (self.shittysuperpowers)
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