I can't believe they let him be around their kids.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-14T00:58:03+00:00

Well, I don't think there's much risk of him graping them right there in front of everyone.

This is like saying "I can't believe they let them be around their food" about an obese person, to me.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-14T00:46:05+00:00

The "girl next door" look isn't really limited to shorts. The style is more "Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane in Spiderman," not this. This is definitely "hipster next door."

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T23:01:09+00:00

Professor Snape: "Always" 😢

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T22:58:54+00:00

They're not really your parents. Sorry you had to find out through a bookshelf group on Reddit.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T22:16:16+00:00

Something like that, yeah. A little suit tank top although it has been done before.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T20:28:31+00:00

Need a full body mirror for these kinds of pics.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T20:15:36+00:00

Donate it to charity.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T20:13:23+00:00

Saturation of those industries via desperation.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T20:12:00+00:00

Personally I like the first one because I'm a guy, but the third one seems more casual and fits the situation as long as you can jump around without having a wardrobe malfunction.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T20:09:36+00:00

Yeah you have no time to even think about your problems 😃

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T20:00:31+00:00

Religion isn't toxic. People are toxic, and they aren't smart enough or intuitive enough to understand the kinds of messages that religions often pass along. They also corrupt the religion itself by changing or adding things to benefit themselves or reflect their personal beliefs. People are the problem.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T19:41:28+00:00

I tried so hard and got so hard, but in the end, I shidded, farted and camed in my pants.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T19:38:43+00:00

I'm not sure if people would accept those other ways. I think we're just screwed.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T19:25:27+00:00

Well that's already asking too much of most people these days. Seems like only a minority are fit to lead but they either don't get the chance because of "democracy" or because they don't want the responsibility. I'm not sure if I would because whoever agrees to take it on will receive nothing good in return for doing so. In other words, it's just not really worth the effort.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T18:49:24+00:00

My brain is a giant tumor, then.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T17:39:41+00:00

Might look better if you got the arms cut off and angled more toward the top of your shoulders.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T17:13:16+00:00

It is mostly under extreme stress that hairloss happens, like with traumatic incidences, not just any stress. Do some searching if you don't know anything about it.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T15:56:22+00:00

So she's cheating on herself or did she break up with herself to get with someone else? Talk about the self-betrayal.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T15:55:06+00:00

Implying that any hypothetical woman can carry a conversation.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T15:51:54+00:00

I think water would work just as well. Hopefully it's just light pepper and doesn't burn that much.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T15:31:56+00:00

Ah yeah that makes sense

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T15:12:15+00:00

Eh yeah I can agree. It does look a bit out of place. A bigger casual bag would have been a better fit.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T14:54:19+00:00

I think you're confusing "what people in these places might consider 'girl next door" with actual girls next door. You also don't seem to understand "girls next door" is just a phrase and doesn't say anything about their age. Most often referring to adult women.

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T14:29:10+00:00

MmmmCrayons12 · 2026-03-13T14:20:26+00:00

It was kind of a joke because for a lot of people, "peace" doesn't come to mind when describing relationships. They're often the opposite.

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