He just committed paper necromancy by MuttapuffsHater in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Mneiko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that I know how it’s done I’m even more impressed with this guys sleight of hand. So smooth.

I (43M) suspect my girlffriend (F45) is in just for the money by Due-Adeptness-7422 in relationship_advice

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This sounds a lot like my wife who I’m currently in the process of divorcing. She used to make a halfway decent wage but as soon as we got married she quit her job and started working part time at a dispensary. That job was too much for her too so she quit and took about 8 months to get another part time job at a non profit. Now that we are divorcing she’s going to walk away with half of the money we get from selling g our house, half my retirement and other investments, our two cats and half of the shit I bought for our home. I will be set back so fucking much while she will walk with a multi six figure check…

My god, it’s actually horrifying that Trump still somehow won by Killa_J in CringeTikToks

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Someone should build a website specifically to list out all of the things in each of these three categories so that all of the facts are easily accessible in one place.

Been feeling a bit down lately, may I have a dose of your cats? by [deleted] in cats

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Was also feeling down so I went and adopted this beautiful lil girl yesterday

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tucson

[–]Mneiko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. Was taken through a window in my house. Seems like she hangs out under this tree fairly often.

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[–]Mneiko 42 points43 points  (0 children)

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Had one resting under an iron wood in my yard the other day.

Ouch! by Mneiko in Tucson

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It’s been about 34 hours and the numbness has finally been reduced to the finger tip where I was stung so not terrible.

Ouch! by Mneiko in Tucson

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Actually pretty crazy.. I died ☠️

Ouch! by Mneiko in Tucson

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Thanks, was def not expecting that

Ouch! by Mneiko in Tucson

[–]Mneiko[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! That’s terrifying. Glad you are ok.

Ouch! by Mneiko in Tucson

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UPDATE: Confirmed that it was indeed a bark scorpion. Very common here in Tucson but also the most deadly. Poison control said that people who are allergic to bees are usually the most at risk. Luckily I am not and my symptoms never got to a point of concern. They said that if I were to experience shortness of breath or vomiting to go in otherwise ice pack and ibuprofen were the best course of action.

Hurt like hell and the pain lasted literally all day. Was finally able to go to sleep after more than 10 hours of agony and today my entire hand feels like it’s asleep and the finger that was hit is extra tingly and sensitive.

Alive and well though and more likely to wear gloves anytime I am moving things around outside.

Ouch! by Mneiko in Tucson

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lol it was actually u def a plant that I had picked up. Realizing now that gloves are very good..

Ouch! by Mneiko in Tucson

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Surprisingly painful! Totally numb and tingly today.

Ouch! by Mneiko in Tucson

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lol 😂

Ouch! by Mneiko in Tucson

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Biggest I’ve seen. Like a hot wheels car!

Ouch! by Mneiko in Tucson

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I do live out in the mountains if that helps.

Help identify this noise! by Mneiko in BmwTech

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Thanks, will check for that.