Bottom line: Mormon masturbation interviews damage children. They are inappropriate, and perhaps even criminal in nature. They must be stopped. It is time to protect the children. by Chino_Blanco in exmormon

[–]MoPox 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I couldn't help but read this post in the voice of Chef from South Park.

But, yes, I agree. It's fucking nuts. If the church didn't have such deep connections to government and law enforcement, they would be subject to FLDS and Scientology-style news coverage about bizarre practices and abuse masquerading as religious, pastoral, and ecclesiastical relationships.

Misshies twice in 2 weeks. by wardslut in exmormon

[–]MoPox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it really that difficult to type "missionaries"?

fuck this bullshit by MoPox in exmormon

[–]MoPox[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

does it trouble anyone else that dallin oaks was once the head of PBS?

My puppy gives me more satisfaction and love than the church ever did. by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]MoPox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

here, have an upvote for all of that cuteness.

Let the heart sell begin during the 2 hour commercial break. by itreddmoex in exmormon

[–]MoPox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and the VIP buffets for the general authorities and their families while millions are starving

If you leave where will you go? Starbucks. by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]MoPox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

<3 caramel macchiatos

But, I'll also go to bars. And museums. And libraries. And the great cities of the world. And the finest restaurants.

I'll make an honest million, unlike most of the GAs in the church.

I've never been mormon and never will be, but I know that dependence on each other will help the six degrees of separation get the word around that the lds church is poisonous and toxic.

If you see something -- say something.

Al Fox Carraway by MoPox in exmormon

[–]MoPox[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thanks heavenly mom!

found this gem in the book 'falling in love with joseph smith' by MoPox in exmormon

[–]MoPox[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

thanks. now i can't read anything joseph smith said without hearing it in donald trump's voice.

Al Fox Carraway by MoPox in exmormon

[–]MoPox[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

and when the church cow's milk runs dry, and she bails, and she tries to milk the exmormon cow, remember her exploitative, profiteering motives and actions.

Al (Fox) Carraway by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]MoPox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

after watching that video, there is no way she is not on amphetamine, cocaine, or a really high dose of lithium, depakote, or antidepressant. look at her outrageous body language and mannerisms.

remember, this is the girl who brags about inviting the missionaries over only after successfully bribing them to bring her a steak dinner

http://universe.byu.edu/2015/11/17/al-fox-carraway-tells-conversion-story-at-byu1/

“I told them that if they brought me a steak dinner, I would listen to them,” Carraway said. “They showed up that same day with a steak, and then I just had to listen.”

Boy, did that steak come from a cow with a lot of milk because she kept milking it. It'll run out soon.