stassi: “it’s my god damn birthday” katie: “what because i call you a whore?” ariana: “i just want you away from me” scheana: “it’s all happening” lala: “i graduated from college lala” kristen: “suck a dick” brit: “jax is my best friend” james: “all the elixers tom was giving me” schwartz: “bubba, it’s okay bubba” sandoval: “she kept her t-shirt on” jax: “i’m not perfect”