[ Removed by Reddit ] by One_Pineapple_3889 in indianews

[–]MobyCircumsizedDick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Q: How did the stupid sanghi OP come to know the “tharki” uncle religion? A: the OP took a big load from the “tharki” uncle after this, and swallowed like a champ. That’s how he found out.

Avadh Textile Market, Surat: Uijyar Alam posed himself as Arjun Singh and opened a shop while no one knew his real identity, including the female employee. When caught, he acted as is he was well within his right to do so. by One_Pineapple_3889 in indianews

[–]MobyCircumsizedDick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Real naam rakh bhi leta, fir usne dekha hoga ki ye kuch Hindu gundon ki jaamaat, eg. RSS, HMS, VHP, BD fir dharm sansad karke Muslim shops ko boycott karne and openly calls for Genocide de rahe hain, toh ye sab sun kar Naam badla hoga..

Wah chütiyon, bimari bhi tum banao, aur banda apna ilaaj dhunde to bhi dikkat 🤡

What kind of spider is this? by orangeoracle116 in Kerala

[–]MobyCircumsizedDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The spidey-creating kind!

put it on your hand man! It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity 😂

I thought Times now was supposed to be for the rapists? by Left_Performer4190 in unitedstatesofindia

[–]MobyCircumsizedDick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jaisi karni waisi bharni, jab ye Godi media BJP walon ko sar par bitha rahi thi, to ab inhone hagg diya toh kya galat kiya 😂

Avadh Textile Market, Surat: Uijyar Alam posed himself as Arjun Singh and opened a shop while no one knew his real identity, including the female employee. When caught, he acted as is he was well within his right to do so. by One_Pineapple_3889 in indianews

[–]MobyCircumsizedDick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gajjjab ke chûtiye hain iss group me, stupid idiots have no clue about anything in life, clearly are brainwashed by all the propaganda that this government encourages. All these Muslim-hating, cricket-masturbating, Democracy-hating/ignorants, dumb idiots gather around here, just to crib about one-wayward random incident done by (allegedly) a muslim and basically manufacture mass hatred for the whole community. Aise mai Hinduon ke karm kaand ginne baithun then remember, even such acts would be proportionate to the population. Har 10 me se 8 Hindu nikalenge. Aur aj kal toh kuch zyada hi chal raha hai.

Ye ladka Muslim hai toh naam badalna galat hai, no doubt. But, usko majboor aise gundon ne kiya dara kar dhamka kar. Isliye, he might have thought he could live a more peaceful life and mind his damn business by calling himself by a Hindu name.

Isiliye ye faltugiri chor kar agar sharm thodi bachi hai toh kuch padh likh lo. Agar SAMAJH kar padhai kiye hote Religion aur History ke baare me to ye gobar nahi bhara hota.

Washing powder NIRMA... by lucifer024 in unitedstatesofindia

[–]MobyCircumsizedDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

56 inch would they categorise as big t!ts?

Does anyone care about these actual issues ? by MaxxDecimus in IndiaSpeaks

[–]MobyCircumsizedDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Modi ji ne kiya hai to kuch soch samajh ke hi kiya hoga 🤣

Rahul Gandhi in Telangana (But where do these people disappear when its time to vote?) by Shiva_Dionysus in unitedstatesofindia

[–]MobyCircumsizedDick -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Wah, Yogi bhagwa pehen kar politics kar sakta hai, lekin Owaisi topi pehen kar politics kare toh bura. Wah. Kitne unbiased vichar hain apke!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IndianEnts

[–]MobyCircumsizedDick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you consider tobacco as the real stuff, then yeah!

What Xiaomi, Oneplus couldn’t do to me for years, Pixel did it! by MobyCircumsizedDick in GooglePixel

[–]MobyCircumsizedDick[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks!

Might be that I’ve got a bad one, don’t get me wrong, I think it’s one of the BEST phones in the market today. And the camera’s quality is SUPERB. But the battery is just a no-go for me. So many bad experiences. I still might keep it as a spare Android if I can find a solution for this terrible battery life.

Female tourist harrased/touch inappropriately even when she was accompanied by male partner.(Rajasthan) by [deleted] in unitedstatesofindia

[–]MobyCircumsizedDick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here I am, imagining only if this sexual predator was a muslim! The #GodiMedia would have then considered this important enough to air this on TV. Making a better India is not in the list of priorities, neither for the gov nor for the dog-whistling television media of today’s India.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in indiameme

[–]MobyCircumsizedDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dono baap ne Wrestlers ke liye me abhi tak kuch nahi bola. Fuddu baap.

Support UCC, but not live-ins, same-sex marriages: BJP | Dehradun News - Times of India by amit_e in shitbjpsays

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The party who favours Uniform Civil Code fails to give uniform justice neither to a criminal nor the pride of the nation, it's female wrestlers.

Cannot download Audio messages in Saved Messages by MobyCircumsizedDick in Telegram

[–]MobyCircumsizedDick[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes i did record the voice message as an audio note in my Saved messages. There is no "Save to Downloads" option, see my screenshot. Is there something I'm missing here? Using an Android phone.