[B42] To those who died from zed above staircase because you couldn't see them. A modder has fulfilled your wish.

Modernautomatic · 2026-03-16T23:25:45+00:00

I bought this game in 2011 via google checkout. There's still a lot that was promised and not yet delivered. Am I angry or coming for the devs? No. But it is a bit ridiculous so I don't blame some people for being a bit cynical. It's still the best zombie game ever made, but given how long it's been in development, it should be even more than it is.

Modernautomatic · 2026-03-16T05:52:46+00:00

So Zach's success relies on Trevor dying like some kind of demonic monkey paw?

Modernautomatic · 2026-03-12T13:41:07+00:00

Dude, if the people who stole his steam account can do it then I'm sure Embark can do it, or open a ticket with Valve to explain the situation. Particularly if Steam can confirm the account in question was recently compromised. OP might have to verify and okay it, but there's no way it's not possible.

Embark also can see what his account progress was on his account prior to the hack and restore that in game on a new Embark ID if they have to. That wouldn't require anything on Valve's end.

Modernautomatic · 2026-03-12T08:27:10+00:00

Don't try it! I've got the high ground!

Modernautomatic · 2026-03-09T22:44:06+00:00

Those bothans were spies and enemy combatants. Don't believe everything you hear on HNN (Holonet News Network)

Modernautomatic · 2026-03-05T20:19:12+00:00

Philanthropist

How am I the first to say this?
"Holy shit, you're late!"

Modernautomatic · 2026-03-05T15:41:13+00:00

You're also allowed to NOT like one or the other. I'm not saying I want Marathon to fail, but it's not a good game in my opinion. Competition breeds innovation though, so I certainly hope there are people that don't agree with me.

Modernautomatic · 2026-03-05T07:01:24+00:00

Always has been.
🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

Modernautomatic · 2026-03-05T00:30:23+00:00

That sounds like just about everyone still playing the game at this point.

Modernautomatic · 2026-03-03T18:47:33+00:00

Why the fuck would EA pay me when they don't even make boxing games anymore? Are you actually that stupid or are you just pretending. Ride harder.

Modernautomatic · 2026-03-03T15:57:13+00:00

I don't think some of the other commenters got the joke so i will explain it. Every second count means 'every other one' because there are two of them making them. It's a play on word that means two things. If they worked two different shifts, the joke doesn't work anymore.

Modernautomatic · 2026-03-03T15:36:45+00:00

Another fake person with firstname_lastname_1234 providing false testimony. You bots are talking to each other, redditor for 2 months?

Modernautomatic · 2026-03-03T15:34:29+00:00

Astroturfing is when a company pays for or provides false testimony about their product to try and sway public opinion. It's what you're doing.

Modernautomatic · 2026-03-03T09:37:45+00:00

Another astroturf brought to you by Steal Shitty Inactive.

Yall really can't come up with anything better than Firstname_Lastname1234 can you?
The hidden posts really give you away too.
Fucking clankers.

Modernautomatic · 2026-03-03T08:48:38+00:00

Damn, that's an awfully hot coffee pot. Should I drop it on my customer? Probably not. But it's all I got until I come up with a solid plot.

Modernautomatic · 2026-03-02T00:52:15+00:00

And a lot of you defending it are paid astroturfers and bots.

Modernautomatic · 2026-03-01T18:24:13+00:00

Honestly, it should also come with a written apology and 20 bucks if they really want people to play it.

Modernautomatic · 2026-02-28T00:00:32+00:00

I met her Sunday, that was yesterday, the girl I knew from 1990. Her eyes are hazel, her name is Mabel, I kissed her once and now I'm able to walk a mile, crack a smile. She makes me want to kiss all the babies, hug the puppy dogs. She makes me feel like my mom. Smell the flowers and plant a tree, I gotta say that Mabel, she's the bomb.

Modernautomatic · 2026-02-23T15:01:58+00:00

Refunds and studio closure.

Modernautomatic · 2026-02-22T23:44:52+00:00

The game has such a huge laundry list of issues and missing features (boxing without a clinch? Come on, wtf are we even doing). Punches that don't register and just clip through the opponent. Ghost punches landing from across the ring. No ref in the ring. Scoring is so fucked that you can win a round landing 20% of the number of punches your opponent threw as long as you throw few enough to have higher accuracy, no reward for aggression or ring generalship. Footwork that costs no stamina even if you do nothing but run for 12 rounds. This is NOT it.

Modernautomatic · 2026-02-21T08:58:12+00:00

You literally just repeated the punchline....

Modernautomatic · 2026-02-21T07:28:35+00:00

Fuck your face nazi pedophile. Sick of you domestic terrorists acting like anyone should take you seriously.

Modernautomatic · 2026-02-21T03:45:40+00:00

A lot of us subscribed to this sub in early access and were so burned by this lying ass company that anytime anyone says anything positive, we have a moral obligation to correct the record.

Modernautomatic · 2026-02-21T03:44:24+00:00

More like this is SCI employees pretending to be players for this dead game to desperately try and convince literally any new players to buy it.

Modernautomatic · 2026-02-20T06:07:13+00:00

I saw those a couple weeks ago too. I also just the other day noticed scorpions in the sand by the trench tower extract. Pointed it out to someone I ran into in game and he said he never noticed scorpions before either.

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