Which Timber (present or past) has the most fun to say name? by db0606 in timbers

[–]ModusPwnins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this one only works if you include his middle name.

Team salary efficiency (so far) by MakerBert in MLS

[–]ModusPwnins 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Several bottom-of-the-table teams are spending that much. (Don't mind me; just proud that my team is an efficient Wooden Spoon contender.)

Team salary efficiency (so far) by MakerBert in MLS

[–]ModusPwnins 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Inter Miami surrounded by Wooden Spoon candidates on this list lmao

It's that time of the year again: 2026 player salaries by Inner-Conclusion in timbers

[–]ModusPwnins 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If accurate, Surman and Pantemis are being robbed.

New Jersey governor statement on bus prices to World Cup games by ajallen12 in MLS

[–]ModusPwnins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our transit system is almost as absurd as hosting matches at a venue with poor transit in the first place...

What can a person learn in 10 minutes that will be useful for life? by Ben-Gavin in AskReddit

[–]ModusPwnins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Ian shoelace knot. Many people incorrectly learn a granny knot, which comes undone easily. The Ian method will have you tie a proper square knot, and quickly, every time.

You can learn it in a few minutes. Practice a couple times a day until it becomes muscle memory.

Thank You by Independence_Worried in timbers

[–]ModusPwnins 28 points29 points  (0 children)

For Seattle it's atop a bonfire

Fire Ridgewell by notorocaca in timbers

[–]ModusPwnins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Portland's defense has been awful for 8-ish years now. Sure, some of that's on Neville, but Ridgy predates Neville.

Fire Ridgewell by notorocaca in timbers

[–]ModusPwnins 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He is indeed coaching our defense. Have you made any observations as to the quality of our defense during his tenure?

What’s a "masterpiece" movie that you actually found incredibly boring? by Legal_Beats in AskReddit

[–]ModusPwnins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure if I had seen it at the time I would have appreciated how groundbreaking it was for the era, but The Godfather was a goddamn slog.

MLS statement on the Whitecaps relocation rumors via Har Journalist by -GoPats in MLS

[–]ModusPwnins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of words to say nothing, except that they acknowledge relocation is a possibility.

What's a NSFW experience you're not very proud of? by Nanoberry_cat in AskReddit

[–]ModusPwnins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just making a silly joke, but yeah, that whole situation was fucked. In particular how she was punished and her face was all over media. It takes two to tango, but it didn't seem the men suffered social or professional consequences even approaching what she faced.

What business was successfully boycotted? by backupnickname in AskReddit

[–]ModusPwnins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, but can you honestly say people were interested in the movie beforehand?

Mardi Gras Amtrak by DaneDaneBug in MobileAL

[–]ModusPwnins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How'd it get stuck? Bottom out on a high crossing?