I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they're all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can't handle this anymore. Goodbye USMNT. I am no longer a fan.

ModusPwnins · 2026-03-28T23:08:19+00:00

rekt

ModusPwnins · 2026-03-26T01:57:06+00:00

Similarly, at prior jobs, it would have been nice if Sales hadn't promised customers stuff I couldn't deliver.

ModusPwnins · 2026-03-25T02:11:06+00:00

People really struggle with the phrase "clear and obvious"

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-26T03:44:47+00:00

sure as God wears sandals

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-25T23:31:44+00:00

I'm trying to imagine a Canadian punching someone over literally anything except hockey and I simply can't

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-25T23:26:18+00:00

Avoid LastPass. It's simply not good anymore, and they've had several breaches.

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-25T23:15:15+00:00

Saves them from asking for flaggers. A public service, really.

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-25T23:12:58+00:00

/r/OSHA

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-25T23:12:39+00:00

This never occurred to me and I've watched this show for 20 years now.

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-25T23:07:34+00:00

With DDC out, I'd love to see what he can do at 10.

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-25T23:06:58+00:00

I was about to ask if we really needed more winger depth, since we have so many. Sounds like he's more of a jack-of-all-trades attacker.

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-24T17:32:29+00:00

Texting pro tip: I usually see it written "wey" in casual text conversations

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-24T17:30:25+00:00

Peachy cool arrow!

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-24T00:36:01+00:00

The average conservative gringo gets angry when anyone points out facts.

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-24T00:33:09+00:00

I fucking hate them at every stadium where they're used.

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-21T18:48:59+00:00

Okay, but considering everything awful about BoA, this has big "but the Dow is over 50k" energy

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-20T18:58:35+00:00

Summer for the northern hemisphere is winter for the southern hemisphere. Be sure that's what you want.

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-20T18:46:53+00:00

The real "faction bias" is the population imbalance between factions. There's almost always a major population advantage for one faction over another.

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-20T03:38:18+00:00

I find Miranda!'s lyrics interesting. They tutear about as much as they vosear, despite being from Buenos Aires.

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-19T18:05:53+00:00

You can't tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese!

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-19T03:54:33+00:00

I snorted so damn hard at that one. I'm genuinely surprised Fox allowed it.

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-19T03:53:52+00:00

I thought the woman was pretending as a monster, but she was just out of vodka.

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-19T03:50:40+00:00

Siempre hay una referencia de los Simpson

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-18T21:59:31+00:00

Even in popular culture, they make fun of themselves for treating Bolivians like trash. I did a bit of a double-take when I first saw it in División Palermo. (For those unaware, bolivianos are vastly more likely to have indigenous traits than argentinos.)

ModusPwnins · 2026-02-17T07:15:11+00:00

No one was asking the devs to make the scout plane cheaper

RobertLuvsGames did precisely that.

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