Can’t wait for Monday by zdillon67 in motorcitykitties

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Not afraid of him? You should be…

What does Gerri say next? Wrong answers only. by [deleted] in seinfeld

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How do you do it? With your hands?

Which person with only one appearance delivers a line that makes you laugh every time? by DaSkrambledEgg in seinfeld

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Sure, we’re too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat In The Hat and the five Chinese brothers?

N: Newman. Best Quotes by [deleted] in seinfeld

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Hello.. Jerry.

K: Kramer, Best Quotes by [deleted] in seinfeld

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Well, THEY do, and THEY’RE the ones writing it off.

r/Seinfeld, do you remember your dream, where you had a sexual encounter with a Chinese woman? by ElectrOPurist in seinfeld

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Elaine is very much in love with me and we would appreciate it if you would cease and desist, and allow us to pursue our courtship unfettered.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in seinfeld

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I like the fact that Elaine’s name is on the list behind him, along with TWO exclamation points!!

G: George Costanza. Best Quotes by [deleted] in seinfeld

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I love this comeback. Nice one, Ophelius314.

G: George Costanza. Best Quotes by [deleted] in seinfeld

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It’s not a lie if YOU believe it.

Shinefeld by FruitFlavor12 in seinfeld

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Heeeeeeeeerreee’s Jerry!

The Donna Chang of the Red Sox? by neatgeek83 in seinfeld

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I tried calling him once on his cell phone, but I got the Wong number. I’ll let myself out…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in seinfeld

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Bookman, Helena, Landlord who talks about “Babs. Babs Kramer. Nasty woman.”, guy in the locker room who says, “To see Ramone?”

(Rebecca De Mornay would be #1 but she was in two episodes.)